I started going through my old brainstorm writing and I found a lot of lines that I liked so… here we go lmao
[ Benrey vs. Baby ] Gordon turned around for a split second, shooting him a glare so deadly that if looks did kill, it would’ve killed him for real. Forget what happened on Xen, this would be a speedrun.
[ Crewmate Initiation ] “Before you all panic and abandon your posts, I’d like to make an announcement concerning our apparent impostor problem.” There was suppressed laughter from the seasoned crew.
[ The King of Clubs ] Reds and yellows bounced playfully off the decorum, the blues of the still-dark sky sank low into the shadows and floors. Jean took a deep breath of morning air and felt at peace with himself; if only for one brief moment.
[ Haircut ] The Prince Regent looked down at the tiny bits of red hair falling from his head. He seemed deep in thought. “So if the boy who acts like a troll tries to pick on one of my friends again I can simply cut off my hair and throw it at him?”
[ Enter the Matthewverse ] “You look bewildered, my friend.”
There was another, very drawn out pause followed by some blinking on Ferg’s part to try and kickstart his poor, battered brain.
“... Well uh... see... you lost me at Fergus.”
[ All is Fair in Love and War ] “You seem.. undecided,” Matthew pouted. “Well then... I’ll just leave this here..”
He rested the axe in the corner of the room, where everyone could see it.
“I’m sorry you don’t like it... I put a lot of effort into this one.”
And with that, he slunk out of the room, then out of the house, leaving a cold, terrible draft in his wake.
[ That One Cyberpunk AU ] “Oh, I bought myself an android. Top of the line,” the redhead explained, giddy.
Jean rolled his eyes. Since Fergus had started street racing, then streaming those races, money had been pouring in from practically every orifice- sponsorships, subscribers, the millions of views. But his favourite platform to cater to? His “members only” club, where the paying subscribers watched him race a little more… dangerously. Ferg loved every moment of it, he said. Never knowing when the cops were going to start their chase. The thrill of not getting caught. His team of mods weeding out the snitches like a spy team.
It was honestly kind of dumb. Not to mention reckless. But it did pay the bills, so...