DarkMichmo

Hello, my name is Michi or Michmo whatever you want to called me. I am a loser who played video games and drawings. Now will you excuse me, I must go and drink my vinegar.The background was actually been drawn from a friend of mine. The icon and header was drawn by me.

[bsaaradfield]

more resident evil 1 doodles

[darkmichmo]

The cast of Resident Evil 1 in 'Local Man' terms

Chris Redfield: Local man knifes way to victory

Jill Valentine: Local woman picks locks to victory

Barry Burton: Local man is made to look like the traitor until the last fucking minute, makes REALLY bad jokes

Joseph Frost: Local man feeds wild dogs own body

Brad Vickers: Local man fucks everything up but pulls through when it counts- Everyone is still pissed

Albert Wesker: Local man is a dirtbag, wears sunglasses at night, doesn't fucking die

Rebecca Chambers: Local woman is having worst day ever; loses gun, bug sprays superior, but kills giant plant

BRAVO Team: Local team FUCKING DIES

[darkmichmo]

The Signs As Classic Barry Burton Quotes

Aries: "I found something. It's a weapon. It's really powerful - especially against living things! Better take it with you."

Taurus: *to first zombie* "Hey you - stop! Run, Jill! He's insane!"

Gemini: "I HAVE THIS!!!!!"

Cancer: "A dining room?"

Leo: *drops rope* "Now I've done it! Sorry Jill, I'll go and get another rope!"

Virgo: "Yeah, you're right - but just take a look at this! It's Forest! OH MY GOD!"

Libra: "There must be a back door somewhere. Let's try to find IT first, shall we?"

Scorpio: "I'll just go and get some fresh air and BE EATEN by a monster."

Sagittarius: "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

Capricorn: *literally at any given moment* "What is it?"; "What IS it?!"; "What is this?"; "What the hell?"

Aquarius: *obnoxiously steps over giant dead snake* "Jill, have you found anything interesting?"

Pisces: "I hope this is not Chris's blood."

[oloro]

old partners

[bleachhime]

barrold

[bleachhime]

trashman

[joachim-von-wolfenrayne]

The box in saving room is a teleport

[bleachhime]

rebecky!

[bleachhime]

my wife. my everything. jilly bean.

[herdustisverypretty]

that scene in re 1 where Rebecca is crying in the science room and Chris is just awkwardly like

[starswesker]

[bleachhime]

wee christopher

[thundergod]

You can tell that Wesker got bored in RE1 cause when you meet up with him as Jill or Chris he was shooting fucking bees.

[sailor-vvitch]

Oblivious or Lightened Situations in Survival Horror / Games

(Mostly RE at fault for this)

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[queersona]

lolita fashion (NOT to be confused with loli/lolita cp) is so cute I just wish it were named something else

[queersona]

[madelinelime]

lmao then call it something else because there’s a reason it’s called lolita and they aren’t at all using it because of cute fashion.

[bogboyfriend]

The name Lolita has nothing to do with pedophillia. It was chosen by Japanese designers in the 70’s because it sounded old fashion and European so it fit the style. Due to a language barrier they did not know what connotations it had outside of Japan

The Lolita fashion community is very anti pedophillia, please do not try to say that we are fetishists for using the terminology our community has used since the 70s it is not our fault

[yay855]

Lolita fashion was intended to be intentionally childish, but not because it would be sexual to pedophiles. The original lolita fashion movement was a symbol of rebellion, of girls reclaiming their sexuality from a society that told them to dress formally at all times to find a husband.

These girls created fashion based around a little girl’s idea of fancy. It wasn’t good looking to men, but the women who wore it loved it, and that was the entire point.

Lolita fashion is basically the Flapper movement of Japan (which, for those who don’t know, was also a movement of young women defying traditional gender roles by dressing in ways they found fun instead of in ways that were deemed appropriate).

[astraldemise]

OH !

hes perfect !!!

[astraldemise]

i like him

[demonswithcrowns]

He’s a little rough around the edges but i think they’d get along

[astraldemise]

friends

[melesor]

I love how it’s name is combat. someone doodle this cute thing smacking it’s head onto a table and having the paper eyebrows

[astraldemise]