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One Nice Bug Per Day

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there are sounds that only bald people can hear
linework.
I like to imagine the ambidextrous perk in cyberpunk being a result of Johnny (who is a leftie) taking over Vās body and now V can use their left hand as well as their right hand. The only catch is whenever they use their left hand to do something, they do it like Johnny would. For example when V writes with their left hand, itās in Johnnyās handwriting.
It's honestly pretty unsettling for Rogue and Kerry because V will be acting like normal and then arbitrarily reach for their drink with their left hand and for just a moment it's like Johnny is sitting there right in front of them. It's especially apparent when V's using the Malorian because not only do they shoot like Johnny but their entire stance and body language changes when they use that gun only for V to switch weapons and suddenly they're back to being just V and not the ghost of Silverhand's past.
Idk, I just like to think about all the small innocuous ways that Johnny is slowly overwriting V and how unsettling that must be for the people that knew V before the Relic and the people that knew Johnny when he was alive but everyone that has only known V&Johnny wouldn't even notice because to them that's just V even as they slowly lose themself to Johnny more and more everyday.
Things are getting literally steamy in the janitor' closet ā¤ļøāš„ (so sorry waterboy!)
I haven't even played the game and yet these two have me on a chokehold asdksldjekd šš
(don't make me add warnings when nothing is happening tumblr!!!)
don't put your fingers in cats' mouths
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I'm feral for this delicious art hehe.
1 hour experiment on storyboard pro. do u see the vision? This is me trying to sell you on this song for your flambert playlists...
a growing understanding ā
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When I got my first debit account (I was 19 and this occurred during COVID, if that adds any additional context), I had no clue what ācash backā meant, I thought it was ācash backā in the loyalty rewards way, I was curious about the āDO YOU WANT CASH BACK?ā screen with all the pre-programmed money amounts. Instead of looking it up, I clicked the $20 option at Food Lion one day and I was completely astounded when the cashier pulled a $20 out of the cash register and went to hand it to me. This is the opposite of the natural order of things. The cashier was the same age as me and visibly baked so for a fraction of a second, I was wondering if our wires got crossed somehow. I just stood there for a moment staring at him in confusion while he stared at me in confusion. Then, I took the $20 and gathered up my groceries and left. Luckily, $20 didnāt put me into overdraft. No harm done, just a very embarrassing moment. Anyway, if someone comes into your retail job behaving like it is their first day on earth, it is probably because they feel like it is their first day on earth. Weāre all just trying to figure this bullshit out. Amen.
I just realized that if you choose to kiss Blonde Blazer in the first episode, you can have a playthrough where Robert kisses (or is kissed by) three different people
So now Iām picturing Committed Situationship Flambae somehow finding out about this and getting all jealous and dramatic about it like:
āWhat the fuck? How many of our coworkers have you kissed?? Am I just a notch on your fucking mech suit??ā
And Robertās like, āOkay first of all, I donāt keep track of my kisses using notches, because Iām not twelve years old. Second, if you were just a notch, I definitely wouldnāt put up with the constant shit talk and musical disses. And lastlyānot that it matters, but just for the recordātwo of those kisses were not my idea.ā
And Flambaeās initially mollified by that answer, but every once in a while when heās feeling jealous or neglected heāll make little petty comments like āDid you kiss Waterboy? Is that why he follows you around like a puppy?ā or āJust so you know, if you kiss Sonar we're not fucking at my place again. I just know he has fleas and youāre not bringing them into my apartment.ā
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Art commission for @momo-cowboy
#flambirthdayartweek | a week to celebrate our favourite Flaming Homosexual
Flambae's birthday is coming up and as a fan of his (to say the least), I wanted to do a little event around the occasion! Also graphic design is my passion.
The prompts and rules are below! Make sure to have a read of them and if you have questions you can ask me here or on my strawpage.
Hope to see people get involved! :D
Flambae: [says something bratty over the comms]
Robert: Not now, kitten. Daddy is busy.
Z-Team:
Flambae:
The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself āman I could go for a drink right nowā and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.
Carl and Donut sleeping on the couch āØ
I love this books so much, I can't believe this is the first time I'm drawing something about them, should have done it sooner
Bottom Robert Week Day 7 - Body Worship @bottom-robert-week
Omg it's finally done I'm soooo late but I'm giving myself a pat on the back for finishing it.
3 pages up on Patreon!