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sorry but look how silly drunk gaang is
Got a silly idea for a comic while studying inuktitut
rocky introducing grace to adrian
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Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid
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i think he kinda cares
I vow to single-handedly make Coupe one of the most popular Dispatch characters. She's an assassin. She's autistic. She's a romance nerd. She'll kill you. She loves ballet. She's haunting my brain.
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) Dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller
Doodles :D
I've been thinking about a Dispatch pirates AU because I can see Flambae on all these outfits and surrounded of gold jewelry
I can imagine Robert as a Corsair or a former navy captain or something (don't remember how that works but- anyways)
I think Robert somehow ends up on the ship of these pirates called Team Z (?) (And their ship is called the Phoenix) whose captain turns out to be the pirate whose fingers he cut off so many years ago
I didn't actually think on a plot for this sorry
AHOY THERE LAD- I'm on BOARD with this Au idea (hehe) ALSO IMAGINE FLAMBAE WITH A HOOK HAND and also A GOLD TOOTH.
and maybe Robert tied up and Captain Flambae leaning in and using the hook hand to probably take a closer look at Robert Uhhh who said that-
WAIT WAIT YES I SEE IT YOU HAVE SOMETHING COOKING THERE
Hook hand flambae was exactly what I was thinking a few hours ago! my first thought was "haha, it would be funny if Robert managed to cut all- Hold on"
AND just imagine, Roberto also with a prosthetic leg. It could be a wood leg like in the cartoons or just a regular one but very old or maybe a metal one even
Okay so imagine this;
Robert was a corsair/Navy captain/something similar, he was chasing after the pirate know as Captain Flambae. Chad and Robert fiercely fight on a ship being slowly consumed by flames
Robert ended up cutting Flambae's hand, just in time to jump from the ship before the mástil fell over them. Robert swain to the cost after everything, meanwhile Flambae barely escaped, his crew rescue him just in time
I imagine that Robert lost part of his leg after that in another fight with pirate king Shroud or something
Now this has more holes than a Swiss cheese but it's what I have, wish someone who actually writes to steal all this and make some magic 💔
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Prison Roommates AU
Imagine Robert needing to go undercover in a Supermax because he heard that a suspicious amount of Red Ring members got sent there, even those who were hard to catch where all somehow caught and got sent to this specific prison. Something wasn't adding up, and he needed to investigate.
So he did a little bit of crime, just enough hacking to steal from banks, leaving obvious traces, allowed himself to get caught and sent to Supermax despite not being meta himself. It was all going according to plan. Now he knew that a lot of these metahuman prisoners may or may not have been caught by Mechaman, but he didn't expect to be roommates with one of them.
The fire guy, the one he had to cut his fingers off. Man, he was unlucky, but he's used to that by now. The guy, Chad (of course that's his name) was surprisingly easy to deal with. He made it very clear day one, don't mess with his shit, and he won't mess with him. Easy enough.
They ignore each other most of the time, Robert sneaking around and watching Red Ring acting covertly suspicious, getting pushed around by the other prisoners for being "new meat" (he let's them, he can't be put in solitary yet), Chad doing his thing usually at the gym. Robert hoped it'd be like that until he gets out when he needed to (he contacted a pretty good lawyer that owed him), until Chad came back to his cell after visitations, hunched over his bed, and tears were flowing.
Robert, kinda hesitant, asked if he was ok.
That opened the flood gates. Chad started spewing a lot of curse words, a lot of them directed at Mechaman. When he couldn't find anymore curse words in English, he started speaking in a different language. Probably to curse at Mechaman even more. He was sure if the guy didn't have the collar, the whole room would be blazing by now. Then he told Robert to fuck off, and turned to face the wall.
Robert kinda felt bad for him, started silently giving him his desserts (the only food that can be considered edible enough in the prison). Chad didn't bite a couple of times, just looked at him weird.
Finally took it after the fifth day. Told Robert he was wasting the only food the prison actually gives. Robert just shrugs it off. They started getting friendlier with each other after that. Not too friendly, but friendly enough. He told Robert about how he got caught (fucking Mechaman), Robert told him he got cocky with the hacking. Chad started acted like a guard dog, his usual tormentors backing off once they see he who he was with. Robert just kept giving him his dessert, told him he rather have a twinkie (Chad's face contorted in disgust). At times, when they got bored, they talked about life outside of prison. Chad talked about his sister, his new niece (the reason he started crying last time was that because his brother-in-law came with pictures, his sister was still at the hospital), Robert talked about his dog Beef. It was kinda nice, having someone to talk to about these things.
Only downside of this newfound friendship was that he couldn't sneak around watching the Red Ring's actions without Chad noticing he was acting off. Eventually, something happened, Robert managed to stop them from making it worse, Elliot had unfortunately still managed to escape, and Robert didn't need to be in prison anymore.
So he got acquitted. Said goodbye to Chad, told him he'd visit, and just left. He did start going around every month or so, got him a couple of sweets (Chad told him if he gives him a twinkie he will escape prison just to shove it up his ass). Chad told him about the news Blond Blazer was going around interviewing a couple of low-level villains, and he was getting an interview next week. They kept that up.... until Robert got into a coma.
Mech gone, Mechaman retiring. Blond Blazer offering him a job (though she did have to ask about the time he got sent to prison, he had to explain what happened). And now he was a dispatcher.
First time introducing himself, Chad (Flambae) fucking exploded. Rushed to the Dispatcher Center and tore him up for leaving him high and dry for months. Robert kinda had to take it, he feels bad (even if it wasn't exactly his fault but he can't tell him that). This was going to be a tough thing to deal with. Robert just can't seem to take a break.
I'm charmed by this Au so much
I was in the necessity to quickly draw something about it
(We cannot escape from flambae without a shirt--)
Terrible body pillow idea: Flambae from Dispatch only instead of reclining seductively on a pillow he's trapped in the sensory deprivation chamber, pressed against the 4th wall looking panicked and trying to get out
... and when you flip it over he's caked up 🍑
dispatch shitposts: pt. 6
Flambae is pretending he's only here for Beef
I’m slowly understanding how to draw this rock