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It's a math joke Ao3 author, omegaverse enjoyer Casual Genshin Player Batfam poster 22, She/Them, gay, single (hey) Sometimes I post my wips, you can ask me anything!

[wilderbas]

fem merthur. that’s it.

[bruce-wayne-age-gap-challenge]

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Welcome to the Bruce Wayne Age Gap Challenge!

This May 31st, share any creation featuring Bruce Wayne in an age gap relationship. He can be the older partner or the younger one—your choice. All ships allowed.

Finish an existing draft and/or choose from our 20 prompts...

Want to know more? Read our: RULES & FAQ or visit our AO3 COLLECTION

Image 1: Fancy invitation graphic with a drawing of Batman holding a bouquet of flowers. It has the same text as this post's caption.

Image 2: A prompt list, with the prompts:

secret relationship

batmobile

employee x employer

unconventional daddy kink

pining

identity porn

first heat/sex pollen

arranged marriage

mentorship

divorcee

living together

erectile dysfunction

immortality

marriage of convenience

role reversal

illness/hanahaki

somnophilia

first date in years

roleplay

different lifespans

with the option to: and/or finish a draft!

[swanettesims]

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Thanks to all the CC Creators!

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[ram1dus]

[shewhowillrise]

[sreppub]

i cant find if i ever posted this one on tumblr. hes so important to me. hes magical i believe in him

[velv3tdream]

Yearning for disgusting sex with someone who is devoted to me.

[dominants-dominion-v2]

You can still respect her and fuck her like a slut it's not this or that.

[the-haiku-bot]

You can still respect

her and fuck her like a slut

it’s not this or that.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[darknesswillfall]

So I'm just gonna write down my PJO fic idea bc why not

Might be ooc. Anyway, it goes like this ->

Amphitrite has a mortal daughter, who is a little older than Percy. The difference is that when she offered her father taking said kid into the ocean for protection, he agreed. I have been thinking for a name, probably Lila? I just like the name honestly.

Now, the fun part? Said father is none other than Paul Blofis. He wasn't told about Percy being a demigod, tlo went a little differently or something, but he thinks he is being slick. So does Sally. They're like "you'll never know I had slept with a greek god". She knows him and used to visit him before the war started in Atlantis. Lila wasn't there for the wedding, since, well, the war, so she hadn't met Percy yet.

They meet after the first war and they simply don't clock it. They're both too busy pretending to be the 'normal, mortal kid', that neither notices more monsters. They both smell like the sea, so they just assume it's their own smell. It isn't until they're visiting Mountak for a family bonding trip and they see each other under the sea trying to help the same turtle stuck in plastic. They just look at each other, the sea reacting to both of them in the same way. Percy saw Amphitrite for only a moment back then, but he recognizes the power, different than his, but similar enough to his dad's wife. And Lila? Lila doesn't know what to think of the guy who was the main reason her home was destroyed.

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

The difference between derivatives and integrals is like the difference between solving a sudoku and solving a riddle from a fairy guarding a treasure who is bound by fairy law to make it technically solvable, but if you do manage to solve their riddle their boss will actually kill them, and even if you get the right answer they won't let you through unless you remember to add + C at the end

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[hello-satan-speaking]

[zombiegirl6]

[recursivewitch]

dick from a woman who loves you so much she's scared she's gonna hurt you

[the-haiku-bot]

dick from a woman

who loves you so much she’s scared

she’s gonna hurt you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ahotknife]

the world is so neutered it genuinely makes me soooo angry. you can't access any porn web sites in america without providing a selfie and your legal ID. if you save one photo of a shirtless guy to a pinterest board not only will pinterest disable pin recommendations for that board based on their "decency" algorithm, they will notify you that your board violates their policy. this website (and a few others) won't let you search any nsfw terms or even vaguely naughty words without censoring it for you and saying "this search looked sexy so we've prevented you from seeing results!" like what the fuck are we doing? i'm a 28 year old person. i'm an adult. i've seen naked people. i've had sex. if i want to look at some porn i should be able to do that. if i want to see erotic imagery online then i should be able to do that. what are these websites trying to protect me from? what are these websites trying to stop me from seeing or feeling or learning? why don't i get to decide what i see or feel or learn?

[rayvven]

[duskydestra]

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

[town-painted-deactivated2026020]

why haven’t we coined a term for the oppression faced by people who are good at giving head

[duncebento]

we are in many instances unable to speak for ourselves…

[the-haiku-bot]

we are in many

instances unable to

speak for ourselves…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.