Seeking Balance.

Hello dearest onlookers, the name is Melissa. She/Her. You will find a myriad of different things on this page and my, oh MY is some of it crazy. Everything from memes to knitting, to cats, to goth stuff, spiritualism and other random madness. I like a lot of different things, I'm pretty random and I believe we gotta keep life interesting. I'm a gemini so I definitely hate being bored lmao and randomness is my cure for said boredom. So, let us be on our way, and tumble on, on tumblr, together. (I had to say it, I'm sorry, I'll go. XD)

[bikinibottomtwitter]

[systlin]

I know this isn’t your usual thing, but did you hear that some preteen/teenage witches actually attempted to curse the fair folk recently?

NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD

[uphillsky]

Oh gods its bad - they intend to curse LITERALLY ALL OF THEM AT ONCE and refuse to stop trying

[systlin]

Someone come and parent these poor kids

[systlin]

Also I need someone to tell me where this is being organized in the hope that I can talk some sense into some poor children

[sasskarian]

I’m so sorry that education has failed them this utterly

[systlin]

I don’t know if the Fey will find this adorable or insulting and tbh it will probably vary individually for each of the Fair Folk, and I need to sit each of these kids down to give them the lecture my Scottish great granny gave us.

“Don’t mess about with funny looking stones, and don’t you go fooling with the Good Folk.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Right, so. Who had The Wild Hunt for August on 2020 Bingo?

[systlin]

I didn’t have that one until December. Godsdamnit.

[darksunfoxx]

Even better is the plan that if it goes wrong and something happens to them their friends are supposed to then CAPTURE fae

[systlin]

I am BEGGING someone to link me to the people discussing this please

All I found upon reluctantly venturing again into witchtok was a bunch of people going ‘bro do not’

[thebellwitchblog]

... they plan to capture them...

How?! How do they expect to capture if they fail at cursing? Do they have nets of iron or something?

I'm both extremely curious and also scared to know

[ofwordsandblood]

The Good Neighbors watching this all go down

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[toastbutteregg]

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

[randomslasher]

I love how I can literally be talking about a post I love and boom, without fail it appears on my dash again within a day or two. 

[pridefulsuggestion]

your value is not offset by the cost of your existence.

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition

[blckbuzinessdistrict]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[ruinedchildhood]

Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg

[awkward-sultana]

[rylandgraces]

[straycatj]

ぐぅぅ...

Zzz...

[straycatj]

!

[justcatposts]

This kitty loves his new toy 

(via)

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Nanaimo Bars

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[icnbuys-zengarden]

Life hacks you should’ve known earlier!

Seek Your Inner Peace ICNBUYS Zen Garden

[doighnadair]

look at this guy. should’ve drank it ya dumb idiot

[pebblepatch]

she requires belly scratches and pats