HIROYZ

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[hiroyildiz]

Before we begin, you must all be warned, nothing here... has a heterosexual explanation.

[zzoupz]

im sobbing. ร็อกกี้ที่รัก 😍😍😍🥰🥰💕❤️🏳️‍🌈

[zzoupz]

close enough welcome back destiel

[zzoupz]

drew this

[aroace-ryland-grace]

Hi guys! I thought I should just share my whole mini little library of Project Hail Mary-related things so they're all in one place:

It includes:

A telesync of the movie (with English soft subtitles)

A digital copy of the movie (with occasional Russian hard subtitles)

My transcript of the movie (more on that here)

Audio recordings of the movie

A PDF of the book

An EPUB of the book (for e-readers)

The full audiobook

A copy of Andy Weir's doc on Eridians

A copy of Andy Weir's spreadsheet on Astrophage physics (among many other things!)

A draft of the screenplay for the film from 2022

An audio recording of the director's commentary

My transcript of the director's commentary

The telesync subtitle SRT file

The audiobook, audio recordings, and commentary all have their properties programmed so they (should) work just like songs with a track number, album cover, artist, and so on if you download them.

There are two audios of the movie, one is the entire film untouched and one is that same audio cut up and broken down into separate scenes for convenience.

Additionally, there are two versions of the transcript, one with time stamps that match the audio and one without. The time stamps (+ their titles from the audio) are outlined in that version, so if you double-click on that tab or click "show outline," they'll all show up and you can pick a specific scene.

The first few seconds of the commentary are missing unfortunately as my US friend who was kind enough to record it for me had some technical difficulties at the start, but the commentary starts around the shot of the robot arms right before the shot of "good luck!" written on Grace's sleeping bag. It's also about 40-45-ish seconds behind the audio recording if you can only listen.

There's also a google doc with some instructions to follow if any of the files aren't working, which usually happens when too many people try to access or download something at the same time.

As always, if anything's not working right or you notice any mistakes in anything, please let me know and I'll fix it as soon as I can!

[aroace-ryland-grace]

Apologies for the long and unexpected delay, but the transcript for the director's commentary is finished and now available in the drive! 

There are two different versions of the transcript, the first is made to listen along to the commentary, while the second is more intended to be read on its own. The first is a direct transcription of everything that's said (an attempt, at least), while the second is slightly cleaned up for easier reading, meaning things like jumbled sentences and stuttering were removed or reorganised, but nothing has been actually paraphrased or anything. Both are broken down into different scenes based on how their conversation goes, and the listening version includes timestamps. 

Like I said in the movie transcript's post, I am not a professional transcriber and this is just something I did for fun, so it is definitely not perfect. Additionally, there are a few spots throughout the transcript where I couldn't figure out exactly what they were saying, mostly because there wasn't enough diction, and those are all marked with a question mark in brackets. So if you know what they're saying in those spots (or any other spots I may have misheard without realising it), please let me know and I'll correct it!

[hiroyildiz]

On a sleepover, my dearests introduce me to heatwaves as enrichment, they're reading it to me as a bed time story. Thanks guys

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[hiroyildiz]

This. This is perfection omg

[colorlessjay]

GIVE ME YOUR OCS TO DRAW

I have art block, DM me, reblog, or reply with references or art of your OC and I'll draw some of them!

[hiroyildiz]

Omg I WOULD DIE!!!

fresitaisdaydreaming had drawn this for me wayy back in *checking date* wow, i need to get back to writing that fic...

anyways... Here's my bisexual, occasionally crossdressing baby boy. Technically not an oc but an au version of Tim Drake from my fic. 😖🥰

[thefloatingstone]

The last time I saw Earth.

[hiroyildiz]

The (small) part of me that's genuinely decent: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it-

Me: hmm... kinda homophobic, don't ya think?

The part of me that's genuinely decent: FUUcK YoU!-

[hiroyildiz]

So... A weird caterpillar just sprayed me w something. This can only lead to tree things:

1- I will become a hero, the Caterpillar-Man™, then inevitably turn into the Butterfly-Man™, thus becoming the most obvious trans allegory this world has ever seen but bro dudes will still cry and throw up trying to explain why im not a trans allegory. I will die heroically, saving the city I grew up hating.

2- I will become the villain of the new Spiderman movie, the Caterpillar-Man, then I will have my redemption arc and change my name to Butterfly-Man thus becoming the most obvious trans allegory this world has ever seen but bro dudes will still cry and throw up trying to explain why im not a trans allegory. But i will inevitably die, bc that's what happens to interesting and/or queer characters in this sorta media.

3- I will die. Painfully.

(Why a caterpillar decided to spray me with an unknown substance?? Uh... I poked it... I just- it was so cute i wanted to gently cradle it in my hands... Is that so wrong??? Don't u ever wanna gently pick up cute insects that you see?)

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[hiroyildiz]

My contribution to crocheted rocky collection.

[hiroyildiz]

Look, I love Grace. He's incredible, he's cute, he's smart, he's everything. But the thing is, my name means to search, and my surname is star. So, in the literary sense, if anyone's going to space to find a way to save the stars and die, that's me. I'm gonna die. Grace, buddy, get your ass to safety. I promise I'll keep your boyfriend, the Markiplier himself, safe. And your other boyfrien Rock. And your other boyfriend Mark-not-iplier. And your other boyfriend-

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[maelstrom-monoxide]

[prokopetz]

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

[kazorus-deactivated20190626]

Care to elaborate on that?

…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious.  From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

[prokopetz]

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

[prokopetz]

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

[hiroyildiz]

I hate my asexual brother

(not bc hes asexual, but bc hes a little bitch)

[hiroyildiz]

You know which ship is asexual? Yoohankim!

🖤🤍💜

Happy pride to them and everyone else who gets called sick or cold or abnormal due to the way we love or don't love others

[hiroyildiz]

OMG GUYS!!!! WE HAVE MADE IT TO 1K FICS TODAY!!!

[hiroyildiz]

Miles too