a never ending rant

lover of coffee & poems

[darkroastcoffeelover]

forget sparknotes I AM SPARKNOTES now bitch

[jonathanharkerisabisexualicon]

[barrywhelk]

Jonathan is just like me fr, someone handing him a crucifix and being like “dear god don’t go tonight, tonight is the night where the terrors claw themselves up from hell through the earth’s crust and devour the unsuspecting” and he’s like “I just got this job I haven’t accrued enough sick time yet sorry”

[darkroastcoffeelover]

“there’s business to be done” is such a British thing to say.

[susiephone]

genuinely blacklist “dracula daily” if you follow me and don’t want to hear about my good friend jonathan harker and his business trip, otherwise you’re gonna have a rough six months

[justaslime]

[darkroastcoffeelover]

modern day Jonathan Harker would love Google Maps street view

[darkroastcoffeelover]

Jonathan Harker is just like me: anxious, trying to research about the place he is going.

[eosgeist]

The Demeter movie makes me wish for a competent director to make one about the first arc of the book. An actually scary Dracula and his just as vicious vampire minions when he drops pretenses and tangles his victim in his web. Show us why Jonathan's mind straight up breaks and forgets his own name after two months in Hell.

It has claustrophobia! Sheer cliffs trapping you in! It has vampires from the locked crypts stalking and teasing their human plaything! Fear, temptation, and a longing for home. It has possessed wolves and hungry mist and panicked villagers. Nightmares, madness, dream and reality blurring! Violation of mind, body, and soul! Empty pages for weeks or has it been months or is it years? He can't tell anymore. There's a monster at the door.

[eosgeist]

And to be clear I don't mean "make Jonathan nothing but a scared mess", he is a scared mess but he also has an indomitable will and a burning Love countering all this supernatural and intimate horror driving him to doubt and despair.

[darkroastcoffeelover]

I would love to say I am an observant person because I write but if you changed the wall color of my house I probably wouldn’t notice for a month.

[ashstfu]

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

[darkroastcoffeelover]

becoming hyper fixated on a tv show

[darkroastcoffeelover]

girls only want it to be dracula daily season again

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[taxes-and-laundry]

Lord of the Rings is so much funnier when you remember that, from the perspective of the hobbits, Gandalf is basically a real-life Santa Claus. Imagine if last night your good buddy Santa came down the chimney and a week from today you watched him die swordfighting the devil while you ran from a hoard of zombies in the darkest depths of the Paris catacombs

[darkroastcoffeelover]

Proving all the more it is a Christmas movie

[girlmostlikely]

Me, still insane: I used to be sooo crazy

[neelyowhora]

[hectomache]

im rereading lotr and