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I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

(Tired aroace voice, metaphorical cigarette in hand) You don't have to make them kiss... they don't always have to kiss...

bear-ylee-stable

So many other kinds of human connection get put to the wayside with our current culture’s obsession with romantic love.

Don’t get me wrong it’s ok to ship romance but it doesn’t have to be the only type of relationship we celebrate in media, fandom space included.

benjaminbadger

cykelops

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

cykelops

found it

kid-bunny

in order to unlearn racism u have to be willing to accept that u are racist. it’s not a bad thing to want to change for the better. it’s not a bad thing to say hey, the way i’ve been acting is racist and i don’t want to be racist anymore. when people of color are telling u ways in which u have been racist, it’s actually not cool to brush it off and say, well i didn’t mean it that way.. u actually have to make an effort to stop doing those things if u want to be able to actually say ur anti-racist. u can’t just say ur not racist because u don’t wanna be seen as racist. that’s not how unlearning racism works.

kid-bunny

“um i’m actually a good person so calling me racist couldn’t possibly be true. ur just attacking me!” see how the racism is literally right there? see how ur just seconds away from calling me an angry black girl?

theilluminantsystem

I literally reblogged this a day ago and OP was still up. This shit is entirely unacceptable fucking hell.

bluesturngold

Whether this was a mass report until OP got auto-modded or a racist mod terminating OP with prejudice, any Black person who speaks up on racism instead of just grinning and bearing it still risks getting nuked from fucking orbit in this shithole.

Take what OP said to heart and do away with your white fragility.

jame7t

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

definitelybeholderrpgideas

Help me build a hospital

Hi everyone, it's been a very long time since I've posted. A lot had happened in my life (like my favorite DnD Character getting to kill Xanathar), to skip to the important part, I'm now a Peace Corps volunteer serving in Africa.

I'm reaching out now because I need your help. Currently, in my village, there is no safe place for pregnant women to give birth or be observed in the days leading up to delivery. They have to make a long journey to the city, which places a serious burden on a lot of the families.

We are trying to build a small maternity ward for the local clinic to resolve this issue, but the community doesn't have the funds to do it on their own. Additionally, due to recent policy changes, we won't be receiving much funding from the US government. The only option left, is donations.

I'm not asking for much, just whatever you can spare. If everyone following this blog just gave a few dollars each, we'll have enough funding to get things moving. Anyone interested can donate here:

sister-daniels-titty-window

EVERYONE SHUT UP IF YOU LIKE POSTS TAGGED HALLOWEEN THE LIKE TURNS INTO A PUMKPIN!!!!!! 🎃

infectiouspiss

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

infectiouspiss

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

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awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

infectiouspiss

stop that put my words back normal style

snailifier

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

infectiouspiss

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

snailifier

🐌 you cannot snill me in a way that snatters

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escargot.......

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🐌😟

azuresquirrel

Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory

-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.

azuresquirrel

1/8/18 - HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW

azuresquirrel

5/7/18 - FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

capacity2

Opened tumblr in the middle of the grocery store and it loaded my nsfw blog plastering a photo of a man face down ass up for everyone around me to see and then I switched it quickly to my main blog only for it to have a man butt ass nekid putting on thigh high boots girl fuck it I’m nasty and I clearly can’t hide it.fuck.. is that a crime? Okay then…

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Meow

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Meow

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lizardsfromspace

Whenever people criticize Mirror Georgiou you get the response that, well, it was cool to have Michelle Yeoh on the show! And it was, but Mirror Georgiou was often such a waste of Yeoh, because for a solid two seasons her role on the show was usually to wander into a room and say something Dark. "In my timeline, I ate you," Mirror Georgiou wanders into a scene to announce for no reason, bye Mirror Georgiou! Now it's time for an action scene and an awkward attempt at pathos between you and Michael even though you're not only not Michael's mentor but a cartoon supervillain

That's the problem, really. Yeoh had a three-dimensional character to play for two episodes, and then they gave her a one-note cartoon character to play for two and a half seasons, but one whose role was often just reminding you she was there as set-up for the time travel two-parter where she kinda gets some development before going back in time for the Space CIA series movie. But also the writing was just...weird. She wasn't some edgelord saying dark things to shock everyone, she was a genocidal dictator responsible for the deaths of trillions and the extinction of entire species. But nobody in-story treated her like that. It took place in another dimension so it's okay, and Michael is just happy to be in the presence of a ghoulish monster wearing her dead mentor's face, so. It's fine.

ozempicofficial

salvadorbonaparte

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

undead-moth

My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.

My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.

There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.

Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.

asteroidtroglodyte

jenroses

I got that from a neurosurgeon who told me the risks were too high that if they put me on my stomach I'd code.

I got a second opinion. The second doctor didn't quite roll his eyes when I told him what the first doctor said, but he did say, "I'm not worried about you coding. The biggest risk is that success rates are lower for obese patients but there will be a zero percent success rate if we don't try.

My primary goal for surgery was that I would be able to sit without pain after. Not only didn't I code, but by a month after the surgery, I was weaning off pain meds because I didn't need them anymore for post surgical pain, and climbing stairs. At 2 months out I was able to drive more than 3 hours a day.

Too fat to operate on is not a patient problem--it's a skill issue.

whydidisavethistomyphone

fona2

hey guys i just got back from doing something how we doing

fona2

i did not do that

tvandfilm

The Nightmare Before Christmas dir. Henry Selick | 1993

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gemstone-gynoid

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.