[mjalti]

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

[sunsbleeding]

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[chronivore]

Clarice Tudor

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[madeleinejubileesaito]

[rabbitrah]

I was assigned a virtual class of first graders to observe and I'm obsessed with how they frame themselves in their zoom squares.

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[ahotknife]

kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[glacecakes]

Part of the problem with setting PJO in modern day is that my first thought was "why doesn't this kid have an IEP"

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[hashtagloveloses]

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

take a jacket just in case

[t00thpasteface]

god i love superman so much. what if the nicest guy in the whole world could shoot lasers out of his eyes

[thyme-in-a-bubble]

[tlirsgender]

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

[tlirsgender]

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient