Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like itโs potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well itโs easy for you to bend over, isnโt it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh Iโll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didnโt you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Donโt be racist, Carl.
DONโT BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain
is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half
Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.
That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man
