bonsoir, motherfuckers, bonsoir

- Jared Leto, 08.06.2018 ⋄ hey, i'm meghan, your average bi couch potato writer with good fashion sense and an obsession for anything loki ⋄ MASTERLIST ⋄ TAGLIST

[hiddleston-daily]

Throwback to that time Tom wouldn’t let anybody get in the way of his defense of Loki - MTV Movie Awards, 2013

[bargalaxies]

on the twelfth hour of the first day of october, forty-three women around the world gave birth. this was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. sir reginald hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

                                                   HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM.

[donske]

“Every time I play Loki, and this is a source of constant surprise and delight to me, is that people love him so much. And I think it’s because people can relate to him in some way. He’s an outsider. He’s a misfit.” — Tom Hiddleston

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

He does that too

Yep, just like that

Dork.

[queencate]

[shit-before-the-shovel]

truly inspiring

[loptrlaufey]

Just a bit Loki Love today *

[c-sand]

as daft a notion as “soulful spike the killer” is, it is nothing compared to the idea that another girl could mean anything to me.

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

Always boasting my emotions on how I’m so fucking broken

[darling-loki]

yea thanks for this, i'm dead now

[mariekoukie6661]

Some pictures of my babes!

Nellie and Ruby are currently sleeping in my bed tonight! Yay!🎉

@caplansteverogers @anonymousredfangirl @voyonscriss @mal-functioning-writer @katstablook @i-am-totes-sherlocked

[caplansteverogers]

My adopted children are so cute

[darling-loki]

they're so freaking cute i'm crying 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[spideyhvllands-blog]

“IM MR. STARKS FAVORITE-“

“MOVE OVER BITCH U MIGHT TGINK HES UR DAD BUT IM THE ONE CALLING HIM DADDY”

[inmy-blueperiod]

This is straight up facts.

[markpellegrinoworld]

I know the struggle .

[theshitneyspears]

wholesome tiktok

[greelin]

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

[gold-finch]

books?? amazing. paperbacks?? soft, cozy, may fit in your pocket, cheap so you don’t feel bad for taking notes in them. hardcovers??? beautiful, pristine, ground you into the world they hold by making you grip them tighter, the stars of every bookshelf. ebooks?? convenient, cheap, always with you, a vast library that you can hold in your palm. new books?? crisp, the smell of wood, ideas waiting to imprint themselves upon the world. old books?? objects transcending history, sweet smelling, enriched by the hands that stroked their pages. books.

[avatriceofsilva]

Reblog if you're in the 'My ship isn't canon but we got dope fanfiction' club

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[cc--sketches-deactivated2019020]

Rest in Peace Stan Lee

Thanks for all the great memories.

You did good kid.