[trashmag1ck]

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[squidyword]

so I got my first tattoo today

[ajtheslayer]

So many questions. Let’s go down the list:

1) Why does he have a beer gut? 2) Why does he have a belly button? 3) Why is it an outie belly button? 4) Where is that tattoo on your body? 5) Why do I have a boner? 6) Is that going to be visible during job interviews?

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[getnthevanihavecandy-deactivate]

[mitten]

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[nichls-blog]

[crunchiestkatie]

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

[lancrebitch]

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

[fsjdfjks]

Used this for a semester during college, VERY spacious, no rips holes or marks. Two outer pockets, one inner zip pocket and two pouches. Would fit up to a 14' laptop or book

[fsjdfjks]

Never worn, only tried on and washed

[fsjdfjks]

Tan and black stripes, worn a couple times, has a black fold over band

[fsjdfjks]

Only tried on, never worn

[fsjdfjks]

White with black polka dots, worn only a couple times

[fsjdfjks]

Light floral dress with adjustable straps. Very cute for summer, able to dress up or dress down

[fsjdfjks]

Size: 6P. No holes, hits right at the waist, Aztec design on the neck, waist and arm lines. Fits like an XS

[420pikachu]

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

[leo-grl]