if you follow me, you will only get lost

im kaitee. just an anxious lovebug.

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

[stability]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[spookysluttyskeleton]

Ok, I’m sick

Not the kind of sick that lands you in the doctor

Not the kind that makes you weak and then heals you stronger

It’s the kind of sick that turns your legs into spaghetti

It’s the kind of sick that makes your blood burn and your bones heavy

The kind of sick that makes an atheist pray for Jesus

The kind of sickness that turns your power into weakness

I’m sick of being sick for this whole fucking place to witness

And I’m living a sick life that most people call privilege

And they’re kinda right,

But I’m still sicker than I can cope with.

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[sarahseeandersen]

[cinemove]

In The Mood For Love (2000) dir. Wong Kar Wai

[megssssssssssssssb-deactivated2]

Stop chasing after people & being the only one trying to fix everything. It’s mentally & physically exhausting. You have to find peace with whoever comes & goes from your life. Don’t be the only one putting in effort Bc you will end up losing yourself trying to save everyone else

[pagesinmylife]

I keep buying books because in the future I’m gonna have a kickass library with two floors and a fireplace so I need to start collecting books to fill it with

[mothirbyrd107-blog]

Another dialogue option to file under: “Shit the Courier says" 

[the-everyday-emo]

Empire

[sandradrivas]

[peppapigvevo]

fucking dinosaurs got this

[normajeaned]

101 Dalmatians (1961).

[blairwitchh]

this was the best joke of the whole show tbh

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

That’s in the middle of the Civil War

[surrealist-lyricist]

Missing You - All Time Low

[princecharm25]

Please check out Soft Spoken Spells for more poems/post like this. So amazing!

[mysharona1987]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[hiiloveyouhi]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves