The Shankster

I said, certified freak Seven days a week

[darrenshank]

what if I blasted WAP in the hall of princes

[darrenshank]

is dad ignoring me because I told you about the key thing?

what key thing

[darrenshank]

Darren what do I have to do to get you to kick mom from the chat. Time is limited please look at my offer in the group chat before I get grounded but worse

IM NOT THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

i actually dont know who the admin is, but it aint me. 

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

[sonoftheleopxrd]

shouldn’t have drank my last caprisun bitch

[darrenshank]

PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

WELL THEN THAT’S FOR TRYING TO KILL ME

wait shes crying????

[darrenshank]

Well of course did you expect her to be happy?? About all this??

[sonoftheleopxrd]

NO!!!! AND THE CAPRISUN RESPONSE WAS A JOKE DAD SENT ME SPIRALING AWHILE AGO AND I JUST

IDK I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING

[darrenshank]

Oh-

well I guess I understand that,,,,he has this power to make people do things they wouldn’t normally do Cough cough but anyway I guess this all makes sense now.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

debbies over with alice and vancha trying to make her feel better rn so i wouldnt come over you might get jumped

yeah idk it was weird. and i still dont know how to feel about the moment we had it made me happy but i’m just like

waiting things to go back to the usual like they always do ig

i dont know I dont know how I thought this would go honestly

[darrenshank]

Oh—

yikes I forgot that unlike Steve, I have friends to answer to and I’m just realizing what a blow to my reputation this is ….

I don’t want to give you hope about Steve but I can’t say I’m glad you guys had a moment to talk to each other. Im not sure he cares about anything at all but sometimes, when he talks about you, I doubt that.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

yeah sorry i dont know why i did that the more i think about it i realize how dumb that was

but uh the old man said he wanted to talk to you because your relationship with my dad isnt healthy

granted i asked why dad tried to pour oil on you in the group so thats also my fault but i dont think he’s mad??

[darrenshank]

ASNOJHSNS?

you know what, i’m just going to hide and avoid everyone.

why did you tell everyone that omf

[sonoftheleopxrd]

being a concerned nephew i guess?? also i think that might make it worse debbie would probably track you down and kill you

that or the old man will be sad idk

[darrenshank]

dw about that, i'm a vampire she cannot kill me 😎

aw man, mr crepsley though--

aarhdufrf fudge. i guess i'll talk to him (privately. with a door or smthn between us.)

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

[sonoftheleopxrd]

shouldn’t have drank my last caprisun bitch

[darrenshank]

PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

WELL THEN THAT’S FOR TRYING TO KILL ME

wait shes crying????

[darrenshank]

Well of course did you expect her to be happy?? About all this??

[sonoftheleopxrd]

NO!!!! AND THE CAPRISUN RESPONSE WAS A JOKE DAD SENT ME SPIRALING AWHILE AGO AND I JUST

IDK I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING

[darrenshank]

Oh-

well I guess I understand that,,,,he has this power to make people do things they wouldn’t normally do Cough cough but anyway I guess this all makes sense now.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

debbies over with alice and vancha trying to make her feel better rn so i wouldnt come over you might get jumped

yeah idk it was weird. and i still dont know how to feel about the moment we had it made me happy but i’m just like

waiting things to go back to the usual like they always do ig

i dont know I dont know how I thought this would go honestly

[darrenshank]

Oh—

yikes I forgot that unlike Steve, I have friends to answer to and I’m just realizing what a blow to my reputation this is ….

I don’t want to give you hope about Steve but I can’t say I’m glad you guys had a moment to talk to each other. Im not sure he cares about anything at all but sometimes, when he talks about you, I doubt that.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

yeah sorry i dont know why i did that the more i think about it i realize how dumb that was

but uh the old man said he wanted to talk to you because your relationship with my dad isnt healthy

granted i asked why dad tried to pour oil on you in the group so thats also my fault but i dont think he’s mad??

[darrenshank]

ASNOJHSNS?

you know what, i'm just going to hide and avoid everyone.

why did you tell everyone that omf

[darrenshank]

yeah dude dont come over alice said she'll kill you and debbie said she might too

pain

 alright,,,,,lemme know when they arent around 

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

[sonoftheleopxrd]

shouldn’t have drank my last caprisun bitch

[darrenshank]

PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

WELL THEN THAT’S FOR TRYING TO KILL ME

wait shes crying????

[darrenshank]

Well of course did you expect her to be happy?? About all this??

[sonoftheleopxrd]

NO!!!! AND THE CAPRISUN RESPONSE WAS A JOKE DAD SENT ME SPIRALING AWHILE AGO AND I JUST

IDK I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING

[darrenshank]

Oh-

well I guess I understand that,,,,he has this power to make people do things they wouldn’t normally do Cough cough but anyway I guess this all makes sense now.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

debbies over with alice and vancha trying to make her feel better rn so i wouldnt come over you might get jumped

yeah idk it was weird. and i still dont know how to feel about the moment we had it made me happy but i’m just like

waiting things to go back to the usual like they always do ig

i dont know I dont know how I thought this would go honestly

[darrenshank]

Oh—

yikes I forgot that unlike Steve, I have friends to answer to and I’m just realizing what a blow to my reputation this is ....

I don’t want to give you hope about Steve but I can’t say I’m glad you guys had a moment to talk to each other. Im not sure he cares about anything at all but sometimes, when he talks about you, I doubt that.

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

[sonoftheleopxrd]

shouldn’t have drank my last caprisun bitch

[darrenshank]

PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

WELL THEN THAT’S FOR TRYING TO KILL ME

wait shes crying????

[darrenshank]

Well of course did you expect her to be happy?? About all this??

[sonoftheleopxrd]

NO!!!! AND THE CAPRISUN RESPONSE WAS A JOKE DAD SENT ME SPIRALING AWHILE AGO AND I JUST

IDK I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING

[darrenshank]

Oh-

well I guess I understand that,,,,he has this power to make people do things they wouldn’t normally do Cough cough but anyway I guess this all makes sense now.

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she's mad at me now

[sonoftheleopxrd]

shouldn’t have drank my last caprisun bitch

[darrenshank]

PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

[sonoftheleopxrd]

WELL THEN THAT’S FOR TRYING TO KILL ME

wait shes crying????

[darrenshank]

Well of course did you expect her to be happy?? About all this??

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she's mad at me now

[sonoftheleopxrd]

shouldn’t have drank my last caprisun bitch

[darrenshank]

PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

[darrenshank]

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she's mad at me now

[darrenshank]

so update on that mika situation, he thankfully hasn’t told mr crepsley yet 

[darrenshank]

was learning how to twerk, mika walked in

[darrenshank]

MR Crepsley asked me wht wap is and why i”m alwyas saying it and i panckied && said it measn waffle and pancke nd he condifently says “well in thta casse i aslo need some wap”

[darrenshank]

Do y’all think I may have mentally scarred my nephew forever cuz I was boutta stab him lmfao

[sonoftheleopxrd]

yes i still have nightmares thank you

[darrenshank]

you were not supposed to see this,,,,

[sonoftheleopxrd]

hello 911 this is the man who tried to stab me

[darrenshank]

I escaped jail once I’ll do it again

[sonoftheleopxrd]

you can escape jail but you can never escape me

[darrenshank]

coming from someone under 5”0 that threat holds very little power

[darrenshank]

i can’t do it, i literally can’t, what the fuck is a quadruple equation why am I being forced to go through the years of school i missed

[darrenshank]

Do y’all think I may have mentally scarred my nephew forever cuz I was boutta stab him lmfao

[sonoftheleopxrd]

yes i still have nightmares thank you

[darrenshank]

you were not supposed to see this,,,,

[sonoftheleopxrd]

hello 911 this is the man who tried to stab me

[darrenshank]

I escaped jail once I’ll do it again