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I haven’t been on in ages, but since Tumblr is getting rid of all nsfw content, I’m considering ways to save this blog as a sort of memory. If anyone would prefer I save it in a more public format, let me know.
Also let me know if you know of a way of saving it that also saves the reblogs. I want to hold on to my memories that I’ve shared, but I also want to hold on to the porn stash I’ve reblogged.
When Zuko finally does something right I want to be remembered for this when I die. This is the original: Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough ft. Alex Cameron, Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes
Why does my fucking 6'4" ass partner, who doesn’t drink tea, put the tea supplies way up high where I can’t get my gay little hands??? We don’t have a stool!! I can’t get up there!
I’m gonna boil Diet Pepsi and drink it if I don’t get tea in the next two minutes.
Reblog if you think it’s homophobic to restrict my access to the tea supplies just because I got caught eating brown sugar straight out of the bag with a spoon ONE TIME.
Turns out my Burning Man Aesthetic is Indian scarves and boxers and nothing else. I’m somehow both shocked and completely unsurprised.
Trans girl Albus Severus Potter changing her name and consulting Professor Longbottom because she thinks that by doing that she’ll be insulting the bravest men her father ever knew. Neville reassures her they weren’t that great anyways.
#calls herself Minerva #stares Harry down (via shayvaalski )
FUCK YEAH
Calls herself Minerva Ruby, Hagrid literally cries buckets
@poplitealqueen
Sign me the heck up yesterday.
I love this. All of this.
I was doing one of those doll maker things and well.... this is as good as any actual picture of me
https://ghoulkiss.itch.io/monster-girl-maker
“10 Signs the Startup You Work for Is Too Hip for You” for Toggl.
More comics we made for Toggl:
“10 Management Tips from the Grim Reaper”
“10 Ways to Troll Your Programmer
“Welcome to Smiles Inc.: A Different Type of Agency”
“10 Reasons Robots Are Better Than You at Your Job”
Treat adults with the patience and empathy you’d give a child. Treat children with the dignity you’d give an adult.
Makhanbaaz.
(Click the images to see the translation)
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@for-general-madness and I are learning each other’s native languages and we exchange info in Very Important Topics such as: Tacky endearments.
Thanks for the inspiration and for the help, Nox!
Ko-fi
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Bonus:
(My light)
@darthsquidious
Is this an unusual berserk button?
I imagine this would be for someone who was less of a fan of stupid pet names than I, someone who comes up with silly tumblr tags for all my partners :P
But there are definitely some Indian pet names that I could never take seriously because of how often they’re used in Bollywood musical numbers.
probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him
her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender
to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.
as a sort of silver lining, she seemed to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.
elaborate on the baptism you say? sure! as an aquatic species the Dianoga venerated water, which they called “the Great Cleanser When It Was Time to Be Cleansed.” She baptized Luke because she felt their shared connection to the force, which she knew only as “It.”
“Force sensitive lesbian tentacle alien” was not something I could have ever come up with, but boy am I glad someone did
Boy talk about a misunderstanding…
When you're in the shower and it takes so damn long to detangle your hair that your partner finishes showering and leaves and your other partner hops in.
she weaponized her gag gift im crying
Prompt: someone has to give Tarzan the sex talk
(you decide if it's his gorilla mom or Jane and the humans)
I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.
I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.
When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.
But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.
But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”
And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”
She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”
It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.
And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.
Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.
My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍
So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.
The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:
Is abnormally handsome.
Does not know how telephones work.
Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
Doesn’t actually need glasses.
Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.
I’m just sayin’, man.
Kevin’s superhuman abilities weren’t a result of being posessed by a human ghost, it was the result of a ghost taking control of an Asgardian O.O
HEADCANON: Someone showed Thor the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and he decided he needed a secret identity. Kevin is the result.
He SO knew what was happening in CW but he was like “eh let them work it out.”
MY FAVOURITE HEADCANON IS HERE
You’ve known your parents for your entire lives, but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs.
As a kid I'd say this to my parents to argue that I knew them better than they knew each other :P
