no shake, no gain

maxx | 20 something | piss off (affectionately)

[mimmixerenard]

A bunch of Jake and Sherry doodles based on my friend and I's playthrough of their campaign (we're goofing around a lot) + bonus actual screenshots under the cut

[willabnormal]

we need to start treating eating disorders like the illnesses they are instead of as moral failings

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[666chevy]

Can't wait to play as this badass gal again 🥹🩷

[prctctype]

I was having this thought that, while yes Wesker would be an absolute BITCH to Jake and Zeno when he first finds out about them, if he allows himself the chance to be near them he softens up and shows fatherly pride in them.

That here are two born from his blood that escaped Spencer’s house of nightmares and ended up fierce fighters on their own. He’d be critical yet have a secret smile watching them succeed.

Cue extremely overprotective dad watching over his pups as they learn to navigate a brave new world.

If he loses one or both, that will be the absolutely most dangerous Wesker can be. In that moment he isn’t the Mastermind…he is a father. And his kids were the only ones letting him see even just a glimmer of light in a world that tormented him relentlessly.

Albert may be a monster, but all monsters start out human. And he had a reason to keep living before everything was taken from him.

[cosybunny]

The Sillies

Because they're affecting my transit hours now, too. Dear lordy. Anyways I was thinking about the Zeno & Jake bro friendship and—

Grace being invited to the family dinner that's become a Thing now and she sees Zeno and Jake in the same room together.

Grace, nervous: O-Oh, you look so much alike! Are you relatives?

Jake, comfortable in his knowledge that Wesker definitely didn't manage to pop out another child: Heh, I don't think so.

Zeno, comfortable in his knowledge that he's the only surviving Wesker clone from the project: It's exceedingly unlikely. The DNA I was created from was very limited.

Jake: Wait, what? What kind of sci-fi bullshit is that? You were made? Like, you're a clone of somebody else?

Zeno: Correct. Did I not mention it before? My apologies.

(Jake channels the brain cell for 0.5 seconds)

Jake: A clone of who?

Zeno: I doubt you'd know him. He was a famous bioterrorist who infected himself with his own virus.

Jake: did he also wear fuckass sunglasses and have a god complex.

Zeno, pleased that he doesn't have to explain: Oh, so you do know Albert Wesker.

Jake, internally screaming: So, don't take this personally, but I need to ditch you and go find Leon.

Zeno: My handler ought to be in the kitchen with Ms Birkin... why?

Jake: Gonna punch him.

Zeno: Wh-

Jake, sincerely putting a hand on his shoulder: Do not stop me.

Grace, the innocent catalyst: ??? Is he m-mad at me??? Wuh-Was it something I said???

Leon, in the middle of cooking dinner with Sherry: Weird, I got this bad feeling that usually comes before a boss fight.

Leon 'forgot to mention Wesker's clone to Wesker's son' S. Kennedy: Must be this flimsy potato peeler.

[stars-saturate]

[ciricearts]

my bi queen for pride month<3

[annaoi]

After Leon gave Elpis to his friends. Chris is too busy to join this chat unfortunately. They're all older here so I had to give them slightly different hair.

[wraithsoutlaws]

some jake and sherry headcanons that probably wont make it into my fic but i like anyway :3

sherry's favorite movie is Labyrinth. she saw it when she was young and was always captivated by the dark whimsy of it, and after so many years of being less important than her parent's work, she always kind of dreamed of being taken away by the goblin king to a place where she seemed to matter. she is always trying to loop jake into a couples halloween costume as sarah and jareth but he continues to steadfastly refuse: "i am Not fucking wearing that". at some point she gets him to relent but he draws the line at the wig.

speaking of movies, she's continuously surprised at how few jake has seen. he never had much chance to watch them when he was younger and never really prioritized them as he got older so sherry is always showing him what she deems the classics: breakfast club, princess bride, the goonies, etc. she is not entirely surprised to find that he seems to lowkey enjoy the cheesy romance movies a little more than she does.

yes she Does adopt a stray cat she finds in a ditch that reminds her of jake and yes jake pretends to be indifferent but ends up fiercely fond of the little guy anyway.

jake has a light sensitivity issue, which may or may not be an inherited trait. he certainly doesn't think of it that way, but it leaves him with frequent migraines and perhaps he uses this as an excuse to lay his head in sherry's lap so she'll gently massage his head.

sherry is always amazed at how much random knowledge jake has- cross cultural, historical, mythological. he's been so many places and he's always observing and learning. he speaks multiple languages. sometimes he self-deprecates because he's not book smart or classically educated and has been looked down on most of his life, but she is always so quick to call bullshit.

she likes to fall asleep to jake reading to her. it doesn't matter what, she just finds his voice soothing especially after a long day.

[duchessgummybun]

Chris redfield you always making mess somewhere

[condortoroost]

some leons from my new fic i’m writing (he’s an undercover bartender 🤫)

[rabbitsonthemoon]

I just think there's something really neat about Wesker's son and Birkin's daughter being friends. Call it a genetic disposition towards getting along.

[wraithsoutlaws]

im always thinking about them ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[kekflo4]

re6 vacation dlc

[seraphdesire]

Will forever be annoyed that they took Claire's motorbike hobby and gave it to Leon. That man can barely drive a car without crashing it you think he can ride a motorbike without somehow killing himself? Last time he rode one he managed to explode the road, made several cars crash, and killed some dogs. Don't let him near another bike PLEASE 😭🙏

[seraphdesire]

Op don't hide this gem in the tags

I loveee their friendship so much and this concept of them in general. I can totally picture them doing this. Claire being all patient and Leon getting the basics down pretty quickly!

[ryuzumisama]

**Thows my favs into the backrooms like little lab rats in an experiment**