non-romanceable npc

long ago in a distant land, i, aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil…

[pipipka]

[bowieography]

[garaks-huge-naturals]

boy whose doing art fight for the first time

[iwilleatyourenglish]

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

TODAY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

Happy anniversary Lawrence and Linda Flynn Fletcher

And happy birthday Vanessa 🎉🥳

[deltaomicronfive]

Ngl guys this entire saga and phenomenon stumbled upon is fucking frying me.

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[dogpuppy]

[gerardpilled]

pc: Ari Battis

[animentality]

[tdogkisses]

i’m gonna forcibly masculinize everyone who reblogs this.

[recklessmoss]

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

[thememedaddy]

[rockthrowingbutch]

[garaks-huge-naturals]

i went to blood stamp island and saw you there

[pipipka]

[baobab-like-the-tree]

He got scammed