SecretPoneGuy

Yea, its a blog to follow NSFW things. So... ye-no.

[dasecretpony]

[zeekayart]

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

I’m fucking addicted to the sky

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

I will inform evildoers of the privileges the great old ones have in our society

[curiiosity-the-cat-deactivated2]

I’m…a…cat?? 

[xxxtictacion]

Wtf am i

[that1guykaiser]

I can assume a location of some sort

[tuhmblr-iogic-blog]

i give lethal doses of logic to the people of tumblr? 

[magiccatprincess]

I will gain magical powers and be of feline royalty

[theeldritchwitch-deactivated201]

I AM A WITCH! FEAR MY IMMENSE POWER !!!

[sandiegojacket-deactivated20191]

I can slightly deflect rain.

[bunmochi-deactivated20181116]

I can shop aggressively?

Im also karkat?

wow

[hetalian--trash-deactivated2018]

I am trash

And a hetalian-

[ninten1-deactivated20170407]

I am the world’s first Ninten.

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

I HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE MY DNA!

[voidwoken]

PYROMANCY MOTHERFUCKERS

[mentalmeles]

i can mess with people’s mental state!

[fundz64]

“Party time, motherfuckers -to the 64th degree!”

[fuzzyhead12]

I have hair EVERYFUCKING WHERE, even on my eyes

[dasecretpony]

I am good at keeping secrets... or no one knows about me because I’m a secret... or something like that.

[dasecretpony]

I Actually really don’t like dicks

I don’t really like seein em on stuff they shouldn’t be. I mean, chicks with dicks to me are men with tits. Hell, I even dislike my own dick, which is why I beat it frequently...

[requiemdusk]

Etna enjoying herself, one Prinny at a time.

[heightes]

Dang, great work man!

[dasecretpony]

It is perfect.... @_@

[dasecretpony]

Hey you,

Yeah you, . . . . butts. That is all.

[dasecretpony]

Oh Why, Interwebs?

Why must you put dicks on the cute? On the adorable? On the modestly attractive females in the art blogs in which I follow? I do not like the dicks that are added, and though I am not a homophobic individual, I alas do not partake in the enjoyment of the male phallus... but instead take enjoyment of the labia, of the clitoris, and the enduring yet beloved mound that are all parts of the female genitalia. I do know that these drawings are created via the request of your patrons, and as such, you must oblige, but then, I ask, why must you make alternative photos without the phallus? Can’t the strangeness of such imagery be conquered with the beloved female toy used to satisfy other females, or in some cases, males? I shan’t stop my pursuit of smut, but the presence of such phallus's makes my mind uneasy, and my own phallus soft.

[dasecretpony]

I'm a poor college student

I can't afford to live on my own or pay bills, so its a bit difficult to pay people who only post on patreon and show 1/10th of an image. How the hell am I supposed to jack off to a shoulder?

[dasecretpony]

I have a problem

Of finding cool blogs, then liking EVERYTHING THEY'VE EVER DONE. And I have no idea why. Just don't mind the " dasecretpony liked  10000 of your posts" spam

[dasecretpony]

Nope.

[dasecretpony]

I need to stop eating too many sweets

It causes me to post on Tumblr.

[alfa995]

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

[yawnshopblues]

i have had enough of you furries

[alfa995]

Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

[raging-hedgehogs-deactivated201]

I swear if it becomes porn

[alfa995]

If you catch a cold, remember to drink plenty of fluids.

If you know what I mean.

[xstareclipse]

Shes so cute but… all of my unf

[dasecretpony]

The unf is strong with this one...

[alfa995]

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

[yawnshopblues]

i have had enough of you furries

[alfa995]

Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

[dasecretpony]

The temptation.... is overbearing...

[stoicshark]

[dasecretpony]

Disgaea: Turmoil in Equestria -sigh- if only...

[dasecretpony]

Wot

I keep getting followers unexpectedly. ...interesting.

[dasecretpony]

To those who are having a bad day or are moody.

Feeling angry or upset? Well Just jerk off! Second Channel: http://www.youtube.com/damian Twitter: http://twitter.com/makemebad35 http://www.makemebad35.tv

[dasecretpony]

Pony

butts

[ask-backy]

There is no good reason for you to like or reblog this post.

[dasecretpony]

I regret nothing