dreams and memes

If you block me that means i win

[dashy68875]

Homophobia doesnt exist and you cant change my mind

[silverhawk]

i didnt know i needed 2 see pallas cats as kittens but im so glad i have nothing to do and unlimited time to search google

[silverhawk]

since i have the Power of Google heres some sand cat kittens too i am……….thank you god!!!

[daddys-little-gaslighter-deacti]

@klubbhead @faxity98

[klubbhead]

Squeeee

[dashy68875]

Have you ever got that feeling that you didn't know you needed something until you had it?

[dashy68875]

THIS IS A PSA

To all newer players or players that may not be so good at competitive game modes in certain fps games, STOP FUCKING PLAYING COMPETITIVE! IM TIRED OF CARRYING YOUR SORRY ASS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SHIT TO HOLD YOUR OWN! DON'T FUCKING PLAY COMPETITIVE IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD OR YOU JUST STARTED! Thank you, this has been a psa.

[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[zooophagous]

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

[dashy68875]

Man, millennials are murderers

[elierlick]

I thought it was going to be problematic but then it got so wholesome.

[dashy68875]

Whee i thought it was going to be some stupid gender shit but then i saw the puppy and my day was better

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband

dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance

[dashy68875]

I laugh at whatever the hell i want

[dashy68875]

One day, in 423 years someone will be able to say, "its 4:20 on 4/20 in the year 2420."

[redbloodedamerica]

[dashy68875]

All of them

[dashy68875]

I forgot i had this on my spotify playlist. All my songs are quite piano so i had my volume maxxed to hear them. Imagine my surprise when i went from quite piano to the eardrum-breakitheanthem of the greatest nation to ever exist.

[dashy68875]

Friendly Reminder

Just a friendly reminder to not text and drive. I was almost in an accident today because i wasn't paying attention. I didn't even have my phone out, but that just goes to show how easy it is to get distracted. I pulled out in front of someone and nearly got t-boned because of it. Luckly, my father was paying attention and warned me so i was able to floor it and only got an angry horn and a little shaken up from it. Iv'e always told myself and others to not dwell in the past and whats done is done, but i can't help but think of what could have happened. If i had been paying attention, i wouldn't be saying this to you. If my dad hadn't been paying attention, we would both be in the hospital stacked with numerous bills. Don't let yourself get distracted when your driving, ESPECIALLY if you have passengers. It isn't worth it. Sincerely, A concerned citizen

[deaddolin]

beetroot? you want beetroot?

[duwangy]

you want fucking beetroot???????

[robb-the-reaver]

INGREDIENCE

[dashy68875]

Its called "my virgin kitchen" for a reason guys

[teenagerposts]

When you see Gamestop getting robbed but then you remember they gave you $3 for 20 games…

[dashy68875]

They give you that little amount of money because nobody buys their shit games so they dont have enough to buy your old games

[dashy68875]

I like how my mom says that i should get a job even though she never looks for openings for me

[klubbhead]

my mouth is a gender neutral bathroom

[dashy68875]

So you're a degenerate?

[pkpaulshow]

Pls…

[dashy68875]

QUESTION MARK?

[memewhore]

[dashy68875]

A true cat owner makes the greatest sacrifices for the comfort of their cat

[dashy68875]

I remember those 2 times i got Sum Of All Tears in that one shitty game thst died out really quickly