Waiting for Gaga to Slay

Slaying the world, one sequin at a time

[jesusphobic-deactivated20210922]

[biodegrade]

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

Being intuitive is like I’m losing my grip on reality and I cannot elaborate

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[girl-rambling]

The second last one though

[nflstreet]

[angelnumber27]

Remember this gem

[4056874342-deactivated20200705]

The truth is we shouldn’t be able to look at ourselves except when bending to gather water from a stream or lake

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

[twitblr]

[bedbugbiting]

[hippanthropy]

[nvclearbomb]

This is fucking me up right now

[armedandgayngerous]

POWER MOVE

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[nekroerotic]

[antsintheafterbirth]

Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC

[witchgrindergeneral]

Mf’s been sitting there for 9000 years? Unproductivity legend 🙌

[teensith]

vibin

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

sand guardian

[blue-eyed-korra]

Poseidon quivers before him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[leightum]

[depsidase]

[huffylemon]

[tamhonksss]

uncanny 

[tamhonksss]

[fixitstevenjunior]

IM LEAVING

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

i’m staying

[surprisebitch]

now THIS is a Live Action im here for