blog for whatever i want to talk about, really. currently fixated on isat, previously a dsmp and technoblade fanartist. man it's been a while since i've used my tumblr
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Tags: dasner art! tag for any general posts where i talk is dasner speaks, and tag for asks is, well. i'm a straightforward person what can i say (it's asks). i also have an ISAT AU! it's currently mainly under wings au or in wings and stars!
interests: currently hyperfixated on In Stars and Time, previously a DSMP fanartist. there's a bit of The Stanley Parable (TSP) and Clock 0ut (C0) thrown in as well
other: feel free to ask me about whatever! i love getting asks it's enriching for me in my enclosure. requests, thoughts, character interaction ideas, that cool recipe for casserole you found the other day...
Not only are you not scratching the surface, you don't even know where you're digging
So to preface, a couple years ago I joined a Minecraft server with a big group of friends, where every now and again, they would come over to my House. And I thought it'd be really funny if I changed the House ever so slightly but always insisted that it was exactly the same, so occasionally when they'd come over they'd say, "Is this room different...?" and I would do my best deadpan sincere voice and say "no, it's always been like that! :D". Since I live in Europe it was really easy for me to exclusively work at night time for them, so from their point of view I was never really online. So over the course of probably like a year and a half, I just kept Extending The House. Every so slowly. Excruciatingly slowly. I kept making strange rooms with no purpose. Hallways that connected only to each other. Doors that lead to nowhere. Until finally one day, I logged in and there was a new room that I had Not built, and a new staircase that had definitely not been there before. Eventually I stopped adding onto my House because when I would log on it would be different anyway. Without me even doing it. One time I logged on and there were balloons. One day I logged on and my house was made of netherite. I realise it was my friends finally noticing the tomfoolery I'd been pulling for over a year and doing it back, but I like to believe that I'd committed to the bit of my house Growing for so long that I'd accidentally hexed it and it truly did begin manifesting its self :)
Except. the strange happenings did not stop there. Under the cut is all of my memories of unexplainable, weird and just generally Fucked Up things that occurred in my Minecraft House
Before I begin I think it’s important to note that I built this house because I was listening to The Magnus Archives and thought “oh hah hah a house that keeps changing that’s the kind of funny thing that would happen in a spiral statement” except it stopped being funny when it actually started happening. And when it just didn’t stop
There was a room full of mannequins that NOBODY KNEW ABOUT because it was very well hidden, except, when the final server download of the SMP was made available, all of the mannequins had MOVED INTO MY HALLWAYS.
There was a hidden ventilation system that allowed me to move between rooms that weren't usually connected, so I could essentially teleport between far apart rooms without being seen
My basement was only accessible through a 'fake wall' which was a minecraft map that I had put inside an item frame, except the map looked exactly like cobblestone, so it blended in to the rest of the wall. Nobody noticed for like half a year
The basement contained a glass room with a creeper inside of it and a sign that said "DON'T LET IT OUT". One time I logged on and the creeper had become a block of bedrock
One time I logged on and my house was surrounded by black and yellow 'police tape' I don't know who did this
Probably the most fucked up part is that my house became HAUNTED after a while by a server admin with a really creepy skin. They had programmed it so whenever they left spectator mode, it would play a really loud thunder sound and emit smoke particles. They kept showing up in my house literally just to mess with me and make fun of me. But the worst part was they'd made it so they wouldn't appear in the online players menu so I genuinely would not know if I was being watched or not, and like, there was a really high chance that I was being watched because this guy's new hobby was scaring the shit out of me by exploding into existence in front of me in my own hallways but I could Never Know For Sure. So I lived in constant fear. They turned my own home into the panopticon.
Said admin also gave me swaths of illegal items so my house eventually grew a room dedicated to contraband that literally not even the owner of the server could obtain. One time I logged on and a polar bear was in there. Okay
I dug a tunnel from my basement to the neighbour’s house only to discover that they had a HUGE painting of me on their wall inside their basement. I closed that tunnel. They did not mention the painting to me ever
One time a friend managed to get admin but the server owner forgot to deop them. She turned all of my walls into netherite and bedrock, and to hide that this had happened from the server owner, we COVERED THE OUTSIDE WALLS from top to bottom in PAINTINGS. It looked ridiculous. IT WORKED
There were 5-ish bedrooms and none of them were mine
I logged on after my birthday to see my front door adorned with balloons addressed to ‘Charlotte’. My name is not charlotte. Nobody on the server is named Charlotte
The guy who got admin and never had it removed also put stalagmites inside my roof somehow. The server owner did some magic to revert the roofs back to wool, but the stalagmites didn’t fall down, so in my lovely cozy kitchen there are various dripping stalagmites hanging from the ceiling
They also turned my dinner table into bedrock and placed an end crystal on it, so immediately upon entering the front door you were presented with what was essentially a nuke that would explode the house if you even looked at it funny. It never exploded
There are entire CHUNKS missing from underneath my house due to me mindlessly mining away entire tectonic plates of the earth. The caverns are so big that there is fog down there. At one point it started to form its own biome
It had a pond that whenever you placed a fish in it the fish would disappear. Even if the fish was named, the fish would disappear.
A friend was hosting an event and I was supposed to have found the invite in my mail box. My house does not have a mail box, instead I found the invite almost a year later buried under like 10 blocks of dirt a couple hundred blocks away from my house in a forest
The server’s monorail got extended to my house, except there’s nothing beyond my house, so the monorail just stopped. This meant that upon arriving at my house via train you would instantly fall off the railway and die
I forgot to mention but the vents are filled with water. So if you get lost in the vents, which is very easy to do since it’s pitch black, you will probably drown to death in my walls
The curtains look like red banners but they are actually white banners which have been dyed half red, half red
I built a lot of custom trees around my house to make it less ugly since it was REALLY ugly but one day I logged on and all of the leaves in the surrounding forest were Gone. The rest of the server had leaves, it was just my general blast radius that had suddenly lost all of its leaves, so my house ended up being surrounded by a bunch of tree skeletons
Apparently my house has a Girlboss Containment Chamber (?)
I always wanted to play hide and seek in my house since it was so big, so I added lots of small nooks and crannies which you could hide in. We never played hide and seek so now my house is just filled with tiny hiding spots that nobody knows about except me
One of the various kitchens had furnaces that were always burning despite there being nothing actually inside of the furnaces
All of the chests inside of the house are filled with glitched maps that do open, but have literally nothing on them any more
The snow around my house gradually was turning into white carpets and I had to keep replacing them with actual snow
THE SECOND most fucked up part is the time THE VOID consumed my entire world. I logged on and realized I was trapped in my house and that the door wouldn’t open, so I ended up breaking it down, just to find everyone else on the server appeared frozen in place. and it just didn’t change. I was online for like thirty real life minutes while watching someone who was online stream it properly and nobody moved an inch. I ended up wandering around the server in this limbo state like a ghost until I noticed that entire chunks of the world started VANISHING. I tried (increasingly panicked) asking for help but my messages would take like 10 minutes to send and by then it was too late anyway because the entire void corrupted the world, and I fell into it. I didn’t even die I just fell for tens of thousands of blocks into the void and this entire time I was recording it because it was genuinely kind of spooky EXCEPT. THE RECORDING. VANISHED. INTO THIN AIR. It wasn’t even in my recycle bin it just was GONE. This has never happened to me since and from the streamer's perspective, I was just stood in my house the entire time, right behind the closed doors.
I remembered some more bits and bobs and found pictures!! Also I literally had a dream last night btw that someone reblogged this and said "damn bitch you live like this?" and it made me wake myself up from laughing
The house was lit up fine, but for some reason creepers (and only creepers) would sometimes spawn in there. So I had to be careful whenever I turned a corner because there was a nonzero chance there would be one staring me down like freddy fazbear in my doorway
To combat this I had several cats and a fox named Froyo who wandered my house, but one day every single animal on the server spontaneously died on the spot simultaneously
I had plans to build an exact replica of the house underneath the house, I never finished it though because of time restraints but could you fucking imagine
I really like the farlands, so one day while mindlessly mining out the gaping caverns underneath my house I chiseled a chunk of farlands. So in the dimly lit no-man’s land beneath my home there was (what looked like) a chunk from the farlands just hanging out in there
One day while digging down to look for diamonds or whatever I fell down into an exact replica of the backrooms which someone had for some reason constructed. This thing is genuinely thousands of blocks wide I got lost in there within a minute and it was just Below My House this whole time
At one point I built a house made out of netherite, diamond and emerald blocks on my front yard just because it looked like the kind of thing a kid would make when they first get creative and it made me laugh
Sidenote but my whimsical and goofy reputation meant that I got so much insane stuff for free because nobody was worried about me ever actually using it. One time an admin gave me so many hearts that it covered the left side of my screen and they just forgot to take it away for like a week. I was literally immortal and living in a home made of diamonds and netherite like I cannot stress how rich and powerful I was but all I used my power for was making my house really weird
This goes without saying but there is obviously a herobrine summoner in my basement
The “biome” that started growing in my cavernous mining-area basement was a lush caves biome, which wasn’t actually added into the game yet
On the last day of the server, some newer members were given creative and blew everything up for fun. For some reason they were able to roll back all of the other explosions EXCEPT the ones that destroyed my House
I found a brown mooshroom cow thousands of blocks away, so I lead it back but upon entering the threshold of my Home it literally died on the spot. His grave is still there ☹
One day I logged on and someone had built a giant soulsand Totem in front of my home and lit a bunch of my stuff on blue-fire. Still not sure what that meant
Below my home there’s a box named “containment chamber 1” except why is it called chamber one. That implies that there’s more and I don’t know where they are. Maybe my entire home is a containment chamber
At one point, random blocks in my house started turning into bedrock. This means that you literally could not fully destroy my house no matter what. Also I vividly remember an admin came over to my house to do a HOUSE INSPECTION and get rid of any anomalous blocks, and in a panicked attempt to make my home look normal, I covered all of the bedrock up with trapdoors so they wouldn’t stand out and my house could remain weird. This worked btw. This was also the same admin that PUT THOSE BLOCKS THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
On literally the first day when I moved into the plot of land that would become my House I found an indestructible, invisible floating block right where I wanted to build
I forgot to mention but my house is both a house, a small village and a whole Area called “Sans County” on account of the giant sans undertale statue that appeared on top of my house one day. Anyway through various geo-political disputes and SMP Lore Stuff that I was barely involved in, I somehow accidentally ended up inheriting almost literally the entire server by virtue of being the last one alive. So by the end of the SMP, the entire server was technically my House
There's this sort of anthropomorphizing that inherently happens in language that really gets me sometimes. I'm still not over the terminology of "gravity assist," the technique where we launch satellites into the orbit of other planets so that we can build momentum via the astounding and literally astronomical strength of their gravitational forces, to "slingshot" them into the direction we need with a speed that we could never, ever, ever create ourselves. I mean, some of these slingshots easily get probes hurtling through space at tens of thousands of miles per hour. Wikipedia has a handy diagram of the Voyager 1 satellite doing such a thing.
"Gravity assist." "Slingshot." Of course, on a very basic and objective level, yes, we are taking advantage of forces generated by outside objects to specifically help in our goals. We're getting help from objects in the same way a river can power a mill. And of course we call it a "slingshot," because the motion is very similar (mentally at least; I can't be sure about the exact physics).
Plus, especially compared to the other sciences, the terminology for astrophysics is like, really straightforward. "Black hole?" Damn yeah it sure is. "Big bang?" It sure was. "Galactic cluster?" Buddy you're never gonna guess what this is. I think it's an effect of the fact that language is generally developed for life on earth and all the strange variances that happen on its surface, that applying it to something as alien and vast as space, general terms tend to suffice very well in a lot more places than, like... idk, botany.
But, like. "Gravity assist." I still can't get the notion out of my head that such language implies us receiving active help from our celestial neighbors. They come to our aid. We are working together. We are assisted. Jupiter and the other planets saw our little messengers coming from its pale blue molecular cousin, and we set up the physics just right, so that they could help us send them out to far stranger places than this, to tell us all about what they find out there.
We are assisted.
And there is no better way to illustrate my feelings on the matter than to just show you guys one of my favorite paintings, this 1973 NASA art by Rick Guidice to show the Pioneer probe doing this exact thing:
"... You, sent out beyond your recall,
go to the limits of your longing.
Embody me. ..."
For the painting especially there’s a beauty in depicting some of our most advanced technology as synonymous with the most ancient. Very few people throughout history have had the privilege of seeing the face of Jupiter but many would recognize the sling thrower immediately.
I have entered your blog and you will have to deal with an OC lore devourer.
I love the ISAT OC lore HAND THEM OVER /j
HEHAHAHAAH
ok ok here's some lil fun facts abt the party's craft skills:
All of Celest's Craft Skills are named after tarot cards. Her default group is The High Priestess (Examine), The Magician (Default Paper attack), Strength (party attack buff), and Wheel of Fortune (a randomized skip, gives turn to another party member and boosts their crit chance). a lot of her skills increase crit chance and mainly she works as a more direct fighter/support character, with a heavy focus on accuracy
Orion's crafts all have an associated origami. Each time he uses a craft skill he folds the associated origami and imbues it with craft. His defaults are Papercut (WHEEZE. Default paper attack), Rabbit (Attack speed buff), Tiger (attack buff), and turtle (defense buff). most of his craft skills are buffs for the party.
Himawari's level is almost double of the rest of the party's and he has a lot more craft skills as a result. they also vary depending on what weapon or craft type he's using. his defaults are Strike (basic rock attack), whirlwind strikes (all enemy rock attack) and Cloaked Shield (defense for one ally, essentially works the same as mirabelle's shields). the names of the later more powerful crafts are inspired by demon slayer according to @dasnercaret.
Haruka works the same as Bonnie, serving as a support gimmick and not really having an active combat role until the very last fight due to...... extraneous circumstances. however, her randomized crafts are TAKE THIS!!! (kicks her tenmari at the enemy and bonks them for a lil bit of damage), Oops (misses), Look Out! (speed buff), Stay Back! (defense buff), Rest Up! (heals a party member for 30% of their health), and I'll Help! (heals all party members for 10% of their health. after friend quest TAKE BACK!!! gets a boost kind of like bonnie's.
We have three unique status effects: STUN, TRANCE, and HYPNOSIS. STUN skips the affected party member's turn; TRANCE acts similarly to SLOW; and HYPNOSIS places them into a sleep kind of like time freeze. there are items and counters to these though, including the dream charm that Celest gets from Himawari, which has the unintentional makes her immune to TRANCE.
Part 0 | Introductions | Concept Art Dump | Ornithomancy | Memes
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so uh. to answer some questions some of you probably have:
is ouroboros coming back soon?
ouroboros is put on hold for now. because of just a lack of motivation on that front and. this oc project. y'all can blame @dasnercaret /SILLY
so what the hell have you been doing for like six months?
literally single-mindedly devoting all of my creative energy to ocs. i have spent probably 100+ hours writing/drawing/talking about/thinking about these idiots. i sold my soul to the oc gods and they gifted me infinite motivation :)
....knock on wood
what is this about ocs?
This is a passion project shared by @biblicallyaccuratecrow, @dasnercaret, @scramblecat, and @aquakirb on tumblr. It's messy and it's so far disconnected from canon at this point that it's got it's own worldbuilding tab, but it's ours and we love it.
There's not much in the way of an exact start to this mess (I, for instance, was a late addition and created this website to keep track of the insane amount of lore we were and still are churning out).
...can we see the ocs?
i compel you to look at the fruit of our labor. six months of staring at these blorbos until my eyes bleed means that I have a considerable stash of content for them, including but not limited to;
44 individual files in my procreate
Character and Dialogue Sprites (battle sprites in the works)
13 google doc files
Half of my sketchbook from 2024-2025
A compilation file (not updated to recent months works) that is currently at 86,966 words
A single google document dedicated to celest alone that has 109,277 words
a timeline consisting of a precanon, canon, and postcanon sections, each with individual arcs and branches
at least 8 AUs of our own fuckin characters. including a pokemon au, a college au, a vampire au, and a few bad end aus
17 individual playlists consisting of both character-based casual playlists and instrumental thematic tracks
a (private) lore compendium website that is regularly updated; includes character stats, Craft Skills, Equipment, Weapons, and several pages worth of worldbuilding related to Ka Bue
hundreds of hours of my lifespan
so! i'm gonna show you some of the stuff! that i've been doing! daily for hours on end! i cannot remember the last time i didnt at least think about these guys once a day! send help!
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Part 0 | Introductions | Concept Art Dump | Ornithomancy | Memes
i do this so that y'all don't have to........... /silly...
full disclosure for everyone seein this– @dasnercaret drives the bus and we all are along for the ride. pretty much everything you see here is really only made possible by them letting me get in on this and supporting my batshit insane ass whose constructed an entire house of donuts for these characters /ref. this is my tired sappy brain talking but genuinely thank you das for dragging me into this mess, it's been amazing :)