The (not-so-social) Social Animal

Reflections of a 20 something someone (and the occasional sarcastic post)

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[mrbenwyatt]

[dasocialanimal]

@teawithshakespeare

[gnarly]

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

[castiels-celestiel-dick]

In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.

[theimpolitecanadian-deactivated]

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

[humoour]

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

[handsomesquidward]

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

[shoebillstorks]

[capacity]

Im a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out

[gnarly]

Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?

Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…

Officer: omg add me

[gyllenhallelujah]

[gnarly]

when you accidentally open a message you didnt wanna open and now you have to reply

[gnarly]

when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee

[tittled]

[gryffon]

cute date ideas

[krooooong]

[accidentalslut-deactivated20170]

I C O N I C

[leightum]

ME: CRIES OVER DISNEY CHANNEL’S POSITIVE MESSAGES TOWARDS CHILDREN

[jacobxswift]

this is the best thing disney has done since lizzie mcguire 

[1overjordan24]

[gnarly]

turning in an assignment after an all nighter