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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”
How careless of her
when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like
this is how act one scene four goes
i got fucking recognised
Official graveyard post
I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.
See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn't seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.
But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I'd ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It's just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.
I didn't get any parsnips, not that year, because I'd weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my 'ugh no that's grass' twitchy horticulture finger.
The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn't weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I've grown lots of parsnips since. They're kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don't harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it's worth it.
Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who's gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.
reading this post be like
having a small dick would be such an advantage. imagine the things you could try to stick it into?? the possibilities are endless
sort of a Galapagos finch beak of wieners, adapted to fit in unexpected and novel niches.
incidentally, one time my wife told me that if I had a dick he just knows I'd get hurt doing experiments with it.
and he's right for that, I love sensations and have almost no self preservation in pursuit of The Bit
if I woke up with a dick tomorrow I would be using it to touch Everything. and if some of the Everything hurt, well, that's just a bonus. I'm nosy and I want to know what a hurt dick feels like. makes me mad that there are things I'm not optimized to experience.
calling in sick to work and staying home to compile different textures to expose to my penis #mypenis
I guess maybe sex stuff would be fun also and I would definitely be cranking it as much as possible but mostly I'd be like calling my friends over to kick my balls (I also have balls in this scenario) as a freebie
in another life you could have been cylinder guy 😔
he's like a brother to me
really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime
need to get mysef a service dog vest type garment that says UNPAID LUNCH BREAK - PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH
i have tested positive for tzatziki
This is a very serious book but ma'am
my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
ok here you go guys. one of my favorite tweets of all time but with The Guy
My heavenly vessel.
nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person
(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.