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@castiels-celestiel-dick
In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.
DID YOU KNOW, HIStory tour 1996/97Ā MJ refused to have high priced tickets and picked a price of $14.50 and $15.50 per ticket which left him -25 Million in losses on the first leg of the tour. He wanted his fans to have fun, not break the bank.
Angel. Seriously I love and adore the man so much.
iām officially cancelling cringe culture. itās over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice.
play minecraft. watch doctor who. read homestuck. draw undertale fanart. be a furry. live.
Love yourself. Be kind to others. Enjoy the fuck out of whatever you want.
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Incase anyone needed this
Listen to my girl sing šš
This fucking video gets me every time. It has me in tears yo.
Help???
Does anyone remember that one video that has these two college age looking guys chugging beers and after each one they do something stupid like smash flour into their face and then last he was like, "And next, JAM!" and then as soon as they did the jam and chugged the next beer he started projectile vomiting. I can't find it and I forgot what it was called.
shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what Iām supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
itās like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: āI asked for Lemonade, you gave me Spriteā in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like āthe fuck is wrong with youā
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as weāre concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
āSprite IS lemonade as far as weāre concernedā
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we donāt actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AINāT GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madnessā¦
āwe donāt actually have what you guys consider lemonadeā
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What theā¦ Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? š¤
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
Iām pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didnāt seem to be a common brand so Iād ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonadeĀ
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but itās not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonatedĀ beverage, is made on Earth.
EarthĀ is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar Systemās four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known asĀ āEarthlingsā orĀ āSpriteloidsā interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade youāll sometimes get Sprite, but if itās proper itās a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, Iāve had gassosa, itās AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ālemonade and Sprite are interchangeableā is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight soā¦ what you are all saying is. Lemonade is ā¦ not fizzyā¦ in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buyĀ āfresh squeezed lemonadeā at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically itās diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isnāt so overpowering.Ā
In the south, itās very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, youād ask forĀ āLimonadeā and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; itāll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented byĀ someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but canāt remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadnāt even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just ā¦ this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? Thereās a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You canāt buy it like that from a store. And thereās nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population donāt know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if youāre using it as a mixer, youāre less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, itās a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, itās still going to be premade rather than fresh.Ā
OH GOD THATāS WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
@cresselian
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I haven't smoked a cigarette in 5 days and I feel like murdering someone. Send help.
I'm forcing my boyfriend to
Watch all of the Harry Potter movies with me this week. He's never seen any of them (wtf? Who am I dating?) Last night we watched the Sorcerers stone and enjoyed it āŗļøāŗļøāŗļøš¤š¤š¤ššš I'm so excited
I just realized I havenāt told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.
Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things.Ā
We decided jokinglyĀ that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag.Ā
Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity ofĀ āJeffā He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madisonās personality/policies/etc.Ā
We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)
Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as āThomas Jefferson.āĀ
After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room.Ā
Iām talking one of these babies but itās like a 20 pack. To me itās obviously that this is obviously proof that āinventorā of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dormĀ
My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison.Ā
But a Madison-sized ghost couldnāt have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5ā²4ā³ and being 5ā²4ā³, I couldnāt even reach it jumping up and down.)
So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.
Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghostĀ āJeffā which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.
āBut a Madison-sized ghost couldnāt have reached the mac and cheeseāĀ
Iām so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.
Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho
Iām a salty U.S. History Major, thatās why
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This is super cool but it doesnāt include the text instructions! Hereās the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!
HOLY SHIT
wtf
His some future shit
I gotta get this in my mancave
