Someone call me Sasha, damnit.

ASL? Depends. Are you from Omegle? If yes, 16/F/USA. If not, 18/M/USA. Same thing, right?

[humanoidhistory]

A Soviet matchbook celebrates the 1957 orbital odyssey of Laika the space dog.

[ricebirds-deactivated20180408]

well now we know why fergies always spelling shit

[surprisebitch]

OMG

[serserpas]

[literallysame]

she did that

[loganhuntzbergerss]

would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:

“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women —  head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

Fucking mic drop

[benafflecks]

[bigbagoflittledonuts]

The Best Mean Girls Moments [Full List]

[dinuguan]

[ithelpstodream]

When in the entire American history did all lives matter?!

[this-is-persona-non-grata]

I’m done

just like these breadsticks, fresh out the oven 

[dasschliessfach]

So data is always interesting, but sexual behavior data is especially so.

(h/t to Indiana University for the study)

[dasschliessfach]

“Alice is a good old-fashioned Midwestern girl from Idaho, the breadbasket of America.”

No, Pornhub, try again.

[walkemdowncc]

[chessys]

chaotic evil

[michael-danger]

The only girl I ever hooked up with and never dated originally came over to my house because we agreed she’d show me yoga moves and I cannot think of an easier in

[dasschliessfach]

/dying

[sandyliliana-deactivated2016081]

[dasschliessfach]

So I’ve been doing a little bit of design over the last couple days. Super thrilled with the first two. This is part of my project of creating a country (and a soccer league for it) from scratch.

Left: Albany United. I really hated what I originally had for this one, so I reworked it today. Lion and the checkers on a yellow background are both from the Duke of Albany’s coat of arms.

Middle: Bridgewater FC. Got working on this as I looked through other coats of arms, combining ideas from a couple different Bridgewater coats.

Right: New Manchester FC. So the eagle is a version of the one that appears on the Duke of Manchester’s coat of arms, and I really liked that, so I went from there, set it inside a generic shield and filled the extra space.

[ddrmuseum]

Palast der Republik und dahinter der Alexanderplatz auf einem Sammelheft für Briefmarken.

Palace of theRepublic and behind it the Alexanderplatz on a collector’s album for stamps.

#ddrmuseum #ddrgram #berlin #palastderrepublik #palast #alex #meinalex #alexanderplatz #tvturm #fernsehturm #ddr #gdr #instamuseum #instacollection /mg

(hier: DDR Museum)

[mapsontheweb]

The lithology and general topography of Canada. Map made by the Geological Survey of Canada.

More unique maps >>

[donniedarkosarchive]

[memewhore]