I Am a Mailbox

Rubber legs, rubber legs. BUTTERFLY.

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[slugmoji]

be the wizard you wish to see airbrushed on the side of van

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

What's your opinion on the sexualization of Halloween?

halloween is inherently sexy. demons? the devil? ghosts and goblins? Hot

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[grimeclown]

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

[grimeclown]

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

[grimeclown]

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

[eggtuna]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

[memorydatas]

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

[timhortons]

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

[naivan]

[welele]

Audio plsssss

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

[paintdeath]

Me

[memescomedy]

[neotravis]

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

[hydro-homies]

Be more like Brandon.

[senatortedcruz]

this is extremely good because he’s an outspoken MLB player in a sport where most American athletes are brain-dead MAGAs. Please baseball players be more like Brandon!

[tami-taylors-hair]

He tweeted this while playing for Atlanta, too. 

[poypourri]

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

[clestroying]

Well you need them

[darthouse]

[c-bassmeow]