Das Tokes

Puff and Pass

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[spengs]

My last 3 brain cells on their way to pick up more weed

[jakaltimes]

PokeVariant Evolution: Bayleef

Since we met the evolution goal for the Chikorita Contest, they get to evolve!

Once they hit 100 notes, they evolve

As a quick reminder:

1) Arctic -> Bergmite

2) Dirt Collar -> Grotle

3) Curly  -> Tangela

4) Whimper -> Loudred

[dastokes]

Goodbye world

[dastokes]

Finding a half smoked bowl

Sweet.

[metaphysicalmemories-blog1]

All of my crystals so far!! Plus my Himalayan salt rock candleholder and Chakra incense burner. ❤️💛💚💙💜 🕉

[breathpace]

- breathpace -

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[dastokes]

Blasé blasé blasé

[butteryplanet]

[boyofzoot]

one time i hit one of my plugs up like “aye im tryna cop a pack” and then i get a text back saying “this is his girl, he’s in jail” i was almost on the verge of tears. I was absolutely frustrated, he was my best weedman. then i get another text right after saying “i can still serve you, he needs bail money. what you need?” and honestly…that’s real love if I ever seen it. it really touched my heart 

[exuviator]

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[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

holy shit

[dastokes]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

could you imagine making this comic unironically. could you imagine someone out there drawing this comic and typing it and thinking “i’m a creative genius, this is a breakthrough in the medium i’m contributing to”

[skarchomp]

[weloveshortvideos]

[o0oo0oo]

When you meet up with your dealer in public.

[nosdrinker]

that comic where the guy throws his bong into the garbage and it breaks is the most important art piece of the last 100 years and needs to be treated as such

[littlegirlover]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site