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things you shouldn’t consult astrology for

-making big decisions in your relationship -whether to pursue a relationship -whether to do anything you already know you want to do -how smart you are -how funny you are -how beautiful you are -how interesting you are -your worth

peachfrogs

life imitates art

likeigiveabother

why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is

legitkev-blog

I just want to cuddle and feel a boner on my butt and strong arms around my body

facebookstaff-blog

Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

fuckoffedna-deactivated20160116

Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

facebookstaff-blog

What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

darthtnt

Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

pyxell-deactivated20150620

yeah i never got this.

sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.

romanticwound

“i don’t drink girly drinks” = “i shun alcoholic beverages that actually taste good and would prefer to suffer in the name of masculinity”

chloeniccole

a can of wheat tea

weloveshortvideos

Cutest thing you will see all day

for-k-is-king

@maddyj1211

infj-irl

MBTI Survey

Reblog this with your MBTI type and love language (words of affirmation, quality time, receiving gifts, acts of service, physical touch–you can take a test here) I’ll start it! INFJ, Quality time