Classical Heavy Metal

I'm Kyle. 26. Louisville, KY. MM in vocal performance at the Eastman School of Music, Bass. personal blog. INFJ.

[kabigon143]

Time and time again he continues to be so very awesome

[ryngtail]

im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

[airbenderedacted]

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

[for-k-is-king]

I performed with Yo-Yo Ma in Mammoth Cave! It was pretty exceptional!

[for-k-is-king]

More Pics from Yo-Yo’s Instagram post about the performance! We had a production company documenting the entire creative process behind this.

[for-k-is-king]

I performed with Yo-Yo Ma in Mammoth Cave! It was pretty exceptional!

[tendernaiad-deactivated20231220]

when charles schulz said "all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" and anthony bourdain said "your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride" and mark twain said "part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like." when erma bombeck said "i am not a glutton- i'm an explorer of food," voltaire said "ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn't illegal" and when kurt vonnegut said "you can't just eat good food. you've got to talk about it too. and you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food."

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Babe wake up new antisemitic Harry Potter goblin lore just dropped

In case anyone missed it, this is a shofar. It's a Jewish horn used for religious purposes

And this is a goblin horn that's literally just a painted shofar that is used to 'rally troops' and 'annoy witches and wizards'.

The description also specifically mentions the year 1612. 1612 was the year of the Fettmilch uprising, which was followed by a massacre of Jewish people.

So yeah never tell me again that the antisemitism we've been talking about for YEARS in JK Rowling's works, specifically Harry Potter, does not exist. She could not be being more blatant about it.

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[bloodsicky]

i WILL be nuzzling my face into you like a cat and really there’s nothing you can do about it

[depsidase]

[allthingseurope]

Santa Maddalena, Italy 

[libbyframe]

Cat witch party

[junkfoodcinemas]

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[everydaylouie]

ghost cowboys 👻🏜️

(also, all ghost songs on bandcamp now!  https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/ghost-songs)

[sosuperawesome]

Autumnal Wood on Instagram

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

[swallowurteeth-deactivated20241]

OH NO HE CRASHED HIS BIKE

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Abolish the police.

[wingedkiare]

The tldr; version - guy makes a parody page for the police account. Police are furious, arrest him and try prosecute him (he was found not guilty). He filed a suit alleging they violated his first amendment rights. A circuit court sided with the police, so the Onion filed the Supreme Court brief asking them to take on the case - as they do have the writers and lawyers to craft that really great brief. Because the ruling of the circuit court could adversely affect all humor/parody/satire sites on the internet.