they only tell lies and do not exist

Alice ◼️ 29, she/her ◼️ 🇦🇺

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[oneheadtoanother]

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[commodorecliche]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[naranja7331]

When you mention piracy to the wrong person and now you have to listen to them talk for 2 hours that we need to support small businesses such as EA and Amazon

[bestbandname]

Round 3:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 7

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[bestbandname]

Tie break poll:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 27

[bestbandname]

Take 3

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onApr 8

[bestbandname]

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[clusterduck28]

bro said 👻👻👻

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[targetedknowledge]

[userkirian]

stop romanticizing your self imposed suffering! leave it in the closest recycling bin!

heather havrilesky // disco elysium // richard silken // Mary Oliver // Jumo Avilés // Jen Mazza // Joan Didion

[badassbutterfly1987]

(ID: Pic 1: "The cage is open. You can walk out any time you want. Why are you still in there?"

Pic 2: "Ancient Repitilian Brain: oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem -- no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death."

Pic 3: "Leave the gun on the table, this has nothing to do with happiness."

Pic 4: "You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting."

Pic 5: Two people sitting next to each other holding hands.

Pic 6: A close-up painting of two bloody hands linked together.

Pic 7: "For once in your life just let it go." End ID.)

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to show us how badass this woman is

[hammercarexplosion]

[cheddar-baby]

[segamascott]

#justgirlythings

[laika-the-bitch]