how lucky indeed

Monica, like from Friends or Mambo No. 5. D&D, IWTV, and House MD. check out my fic @thismagichour on ao3. previously @/wilsonpussyindulgence. any pronouns

[srdcovka]

[halfangs]

if you want to hear the most insane champagne problem of all time, my mom asked me a couple weeks ago if I would go to a BTS concert with her sometime , because she loves them and I know nothing about them, and I was like, sure. She had mentioned she thought about buying tickets to see them in LA and I was like “lmao i couldn’t imagine flying to see any band at all” and the subject sort of dropped.

anyway she just texted to say that she bought us tickets to BTS in February in …MELBOURNE??????

oh and by the way we’ll be gone for two weeks!! a thing i didn’t agree to at all, but she’s already dropped several thousand dollars so i guess i don’t have a fucking choice??????

[halfangs]

i will say whatever thailand has going on in the rpf world is fucking wild. pure undiluted crazy-making shit happening over there. what do you mean in the bts of that show the actors were constantly trying to trick each other into kissing off camera. you can watch that happen on video. what do you mean zee said to his costar in an interview, in front of god and everybody, "i only submit for you?" is everyone okay over there??

[halfangs]

looked up the rpf of these two and LMFAO yeah seems like a LOT for two thai actors

[halfangs]

i will say whatever thailand has going on in the rpf world is fucking wild. pure undiluted crazy-making shit happening over there. what do you mean in the bts of that show the actors were constantly trying to trick each other into kissing off camera. you can watch that happen on video. what do you mean zee said to his costar in an interview, in front of god and everybody, "i only submit for you?" is everyone okay over there??

[tiedanklestotheocean]

This was so romantic, this is why Zee is king (he's tied with Mile and Khun Sam)

[ryelandgrace]

Imagine for a second that you're an interstellar microorganism. I'm not doing that.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[mythmagicetc]

favorite part of hockey rpf edits is when there’s a clip of them staring into each other’s eyes or something during a game but there’s a fuckass graphic in the corner that’s like “TRIVIA FACT sponsored by BASKIN ROBBINS: neither of these teams have scored a goal in Seventy Years”

[ocdhuacheng]

Tears in my eyes I have been waiting for this day

[dogpuppy]

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[newsandstuffisee]

[halfangs]

i haven’t watched the tvl finale yet so maybe it will suck so bad i’ll eat my words but i will say i am astounded by how many people have very strong feelings about anne rice’s absolutely terrible books

[halfangs]

i do often think about how literally great my life would be if my body simply produced a single chemical it’s supposedly supposed to

[halfangs]

actually you know what, shout out to my spouse who met me and was like “damn bitch, you live like this?” because wow. i really was just hanging on by a thread waiting to snap for like. a decade

[halfangs]

i do often think about how literally great my life would be if my body simply produced a single chemical it’s supposedly supposed to

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

results

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[emziess]

Carl & Looking at Grace Lionel Boyce as Carl Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller