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tabby's cr blog. for blacklists: #tlovm spoilers, #cr spoilers. (established 7/18/2015 // semi-active; run by @thewildmother)

[percahlia]

criticalrolesource → percahlia

just a head’s up for everybody who’s going to be suddenly seeing this blog posting again and wondering when they followed, i’ve repurposed the blog to be a personal cr sideblog and will be active once again! (no promises on how long)

[skeletonsofstars]

critical role girlboss bracket FINAL ROUND

Laerryn Coramar-Seelie (EXU: Calamity)

Lady Vex'ahlia de Rolo (Campaign 1, TLOVM)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

reminder: vote for the character who is the most girlboss, not who your favorite is (unless they are one in the same)

[andi-o-geyser]

[cranesofibycus]

final boss: names

+ bonus Marisha’s Brennan impression:

[r-h-e-t]

Laura Bailey as Vex’ahlia Vessar | Critical Role Campaign 1

(Bonus:)

[geezmarty]

“This is gonna be a ‘to whom it may concern’, I cast fireball!” Laerryn Coramar-Seelie I am in love with you ma'am

[wallflowerwaitlist]

exu calamity x troubled birds

[wizardhubrisapologist]

so essentially…

[jadeandquartzes]

[ID: The meme showing a schoolbus on train tracks which is then immediately slammed out of the way by an approaching train. The meme is repeated four times sequentially: 

1. “delilah briarwood bending the laws of magic and nature to save sylas” (bus) is replaced by “zerxus bringing about the literal calamity for evandrin” (train)

2. “zerxus bringing about the literal calamity for evandrin” (bus) is replaced by “laerryn casting blight on the tree of names because it hurt loquatius” (train)

3. “laerryn casting blight on the tree of names because it hurt loquatius” (bus) is replaced by “zerxus pulling the LORD OF HELLS through the gate into exandria”

4. “wizard hubris” (bus) is replaced by “paladin hubris” (train)

End ID.]

[quietsphere]

Brennan, about to make the players experience the longest second in the history of dnd:

[hexblooded]

ring of brass + text posts

bonus:

[obs-cr]

The Heroes of EXU: CALAMITY

[percahlia]

Oh my goodness. I love your icon!!!! And user name and blog. And you are just overall awesome. Okay bye :)

[cadwhatalad]

alright I’ve been thinking about it all weekend and I’ve figured out that what I find so compelling about exu: calamity is how, for the first time in a critical role campaign, we’re working from the point of view of The Establishment.

It’s weird because the thing that really set cr apart for me in the grand scheme of high fantasy media is that in the mainstream campaigns so far, they’ve been incredibly dedicated to playing the underdog. One of the things I really like about Matt and the cast is that they don’t generally go in for the Star Wars/Harry Potter bullshit of “oh it seems like this character comes from nothing but they’re actually secretly special because [insert weird theme of genealogy as an indicator of good character]”. In a wide sprawling world of Lost Princesses and One True Kings, critical role gives us genuine, bona fide nobodies. I’m so in love with the fact that Orym was only ever supposed to be a random bodyguard standing in the corner, that Nott’s big backstory reveal was that she used to be a housewife, that Launda’s character is literally meant to embody the idea of collateral damage.

Even Vox Machina, to date our most respectable party with connections/claims to power from the outset of their arcs (as opposed to clawing their way to legitimacy through adversity Mighty Nein style), only have that to a very limited extent. Percy is an aristocrat, yes, but in a place so small and isolated that it could be seized and ruled by necromancers for a solid half-decade without the neighbouring royal power noticing. Vax and Vex are the children of a high-level ambassador but they’re outcast, bastards, literally illegitimate. Pike is a respected cleric of a god nobody follows. Grog would have led his herd, but was first ousted by his uncle and then willingly ceded the position of power to his cousin. Keyleth was in the same position as Percy, royalty in a way that didn’t matter to anyone outside her civilisation before the conclave arc dragged them into relevance. As a party they spent a pretty big chunk of their early arc half-fighting with Sovereign Uriel in their quest for respect. Compared to our new exu folks they’re still very definitely underdogs. And, y’know, there’s a reason for that – underdogs make for some of the most compelling stories. It’s immensely satisfying watching maligned people gain respect, unloved people become loved, weak people become strong, disempowered people become powerful, etc.

So then I was thinking about all that and wondering why I find these new six so interesting, especially because. It really cannot be overstated how much power they have. We’re shown up front how competent and respected they all are, but more than that, we get all these hints in the build-up to the gala – Nydus being confronted with an NPC whose concerns are “too low” for him as if that’s ever been a thing at the cr table before now; that comment about Laerryn being so fundamental to the workings of the city that most people don’t recognise her on sight because they straight up don’t understand what it is she does; Patia’s exchange with Eldemir the wise – this guy is supposed to be one of the city’s seven highest government officials, and he’s senile. The way as we meet them we bounce from public to secret, statesman to merchant, the very guts of the city to its absolute peak. By the time they all converge at the party and Brennan says that thing about these being the six people who actually get shit done, it’s like. Oh. These are the people who are physically keeping the city afloat. They control infrastructure, information, public opinion. In a room full of the most powerful people in the most powerful city on Exandria, these are the ones who direct it all.

And then it’s hammered home by Purvan’s entrance, because in any other story, he’d be the audience-surrogate character. He walks into this glittering party with his muddy boots and his wolf pal, brings a message from the gods into this monument to arcane hubris, gets laughed at for his trouble by a roomful of wizards in fancy robes. The contrast between this young low-ish level ranger and the ring of brass is so fucking strong. And then even more, by the time he gets done asking to meet with the septarium, we already know that wouldn’t do him any good. We’ve seen what those guys are like already, we know that if he wants to get anywhere he’ll have to speak to our six. They’re the ones who are gonna be able to fix it.

And then I was like, oh. Wait. Calamity.

The reason we like underdogs is because we like watching them rise up, but these folks have already risen as high as it’s possible to go. And we already know how this story ends.  

We’re not just gonna see them fall. We’re gonna see them fall further and harder and faster than any other group of people possibly could.

Not to be too dark about it, but. I’m quite excited.  

[pocketgalaxies]

I’m never surprised.

[dinah-lance]

travis and aabria reacting to sun daddy the dawnfather is the only thing that matters

bonus sam:

[criticalsorcery]

Purvan Suul!!!

[definitionofacritter]

Our DM and players for Exandria Unlimited: Calamity!

[villainandhero]

Every time I see Percy so full of hatred and vengeance and pain I just keep thinking of him saying "I think I was going to be a clockmaker once" and it hits me like a ton of bricks