WONKA

I'm a rich and famous internet celebrity, future US president, mother-fucking sorcerer, and delusional hermit. www.wonkawonkawonka.com

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Just another vapid post. #WONKA

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I call this photo "A Disappointing Conversation With God". #wonka #beardedwonder

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Posting this to Reddit soon. #wonka #roastme #beardedwonder #beard #pleasejustkillme #reddit

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I am soo sexy #wonka # nofilter #sexy #model #beard #hair

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Gracie in the middle of a big zoom

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I think I've finally nailed my Game of Thrones look. Now how do I get cast? #WONKA #nofilter #got #gameofthrones #beard

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I posted this meme on Imgur and then tried to share it on Reddit and other social media sites to maximize exposure and have them all link to each other and what not but I think I'm botching it. Am I supposed to post stuff to Instagram then share it to Twitter and Tumblr so I can screen cap it on Imgur before posting it to Reddit? I mean, it's time to get spooky!

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Hey guys, I’m coming back to the world of social media after a long hiatus and to be honest it all kind of scares me. I have this fear that people are being oversocialized, we’re forgetting how to live for ourselves when we spend all this time trying to win the approval of others. I’m using this picture for my first post to say it’s okay to just be yourself and not worry about others. I think I’m proof that beautiful fun, sexy bodies can come in all forms and it’s okay if you disagree because I’m having fun with my life and I hope you have fun with yours.