hiiiii i was wondering if you could write at all for jacques pierrot? just random headcanons, honestly, i just need more content of my husband :]
Honestly it's a damn crime I haven't written anything for Jacques yet (besides the Halloween Costume post but that was simple). Let's fix that!
Random Headcanons - Captain Jacques Pierrot
He may be small, but he's sturdy as hell. Jacques is strong and handles himself well
Frankly he could actually hurt someone if he wants, he's got the strength. Jacques just has a problem with, you know, fully committing to actual violence
Was the kid who constantly kept changing rules during fights at recess ("Actually I have a force field that makes your bullets useless, and my sword can go through any shield so I win")
Actually wacked kids in the face with sticks full force. It wasn't playfighting for him, it was SPARRING
Once ended up in Jerry's drawer by accident. The both of them were scared shitless when they realized and saw each other
Actually bonded with Jerry over his appreciation of the small odd bits and bobs laying around. And since he's used to the smell of brine and rot, he wasn't bothered by the scent like the other objects!
A couple bits of his outfit are from Jerry. A few buttons for his jacket and the bottle cap for his hat (he claims that he broke into the exhibit and valiantly stole it! But really Jerry gave them as gifts)
Doesn't bathe often (but unlike historical pirates he at least still DOES) He's used to being alone on the sea for weeks on end, at most he'll do a full body rinse and basic scrub
Jacques has a natural scent of saltwater and old wood. It's actually quite nice, especially if you like boating
Once he started falling for you though, he definitely upped his bathing game a little bit. He even got the illustrious 6-in-1 soap! (Shampoo, Conditioner, Body, Face, Deodorant, and Mouthwash)
Very calloused hands. He once sanded down the raw edge of a plank with his palm
When he's riled up, he is NOT going to sleep easy. He once was up for two days just to spear a fish that spit him in the face
You know those videos of kittens or babies that just aggressively refuse to sleep? That's pretty much the same vibe
Really grew to love cockroaches. They were fine as crewmates at first, but genuinely grew to connect with them! Jacques especially respects their resilience (100% believes that they can survive a nuclear warhead)
Finds costumes and costume parties stupid. A bunch of people laughing and having fun while dressed ridiculously? BLECH!
Halloween is especially egregious since some people dress as pirates and give them a bad name! A real pirate wouldn't be "bobbing for apples", they'd be STABBING THE OTHER PARTY GOERS BEFORE THE APPLES REACH THE WATER
If you dress up he'll be very upfront about his disdain. I mean, occasionally he'll admit you look good, but he'll still mock you for it
But now, let's say you decide to dress as a mermaid/merman? Jacques interest will be waaaay more piqued
Has had his chick for as long as he can remember, and adores it with all his heart
It's initial name was "Boobrie", based off of the malicious beast from Scottish folklore. It uh... it didn't go too well and had to be changed to "Drumstick"... (Beau still brings it up to mock him)
Pretty much no one is allowed to touch Drumstick and many have been threatened due to trying
The only ones Jacques allows to hold him are you and Mateo. Mateo due to being the local inanimal expert, and you because you're special
Semi-surprisingly is embarrassed of PDA. Jacques has always been open about his disgust for love and affection, but when it comes to you it gets complicated
Obviously he wants to kiss you and stuff, but he can't let anyone know he has that weakness in him. He has an image to protect after all
In private he is way more willing to cuddle up and kiss. He'll still be pretty huffy but it's clear Jacques is loving every second of it
If you wear a packer, he'll always ask if you have your "sword/arsenal" ready before you go out
Nice broad chest and likes when you rub your hands across it. Actually, just feel him up in general, all over. He wants your hands to touch every inch of his skin
Finds scars hot. Both his own and his partner's. And when I say scars, I mean REAL scars. Not the aesthetically pleasing 1 inch scratches you see in tv shows. I'm talking about gnarly scars that tell a story
Trust me, no matter how gnarly your scar is, Jacques is gonna be all over it
Nice and hairy, like a true pirate! Proud of his body hair and keeps it well maintained
Never was a fan of showers until you took one together. After that, Jacques refuses to let you take one without him
Rub his leg stump. For some reason it sends shivers down his spine just the right way
Perfectly fine as a switch, but please let him top as much as possible. He gets so much shit for being smaller than everyone, he needs to feel that power
And don't worry, he is and excellent top. This man is passionate about everything in life, and makes sure you know how passionate he is about you
Rubs his calloused thumbs over your nipples, enjoying the way your breath hitches
Also likes to focus on your clit or the head of your cock
LOUD. He has no volume control normally so in bed it's quite the same. Usually he'll start on the quieter side out of mild embarrassment, but by the end his whole crew is gonna know exactly how he's pounding you
Biter. Even when he isn't biting you, his bottom lip will most likely be bloody at the end due to his clenched teeth
Big fan of roleplay (shocker I know)
Most of his roleplay is quite violence based, his favorite scenarios have to do with rivalries ending in passionate angry sex. Imagining beating you bloody and rightfully taking you as his prize was so hot to him
He likes to win in these situations, but if you decide to switch it up Jacques will be so fucking flustered. Take advantage of it
Refers to strap-ons as 'swords' and a 'sword belt'
Got excited when he first heard of the sexual term "sword fighting". He was disappointed when he learned what it actually was
