IkéSen/SLBP Trash

an outlet for all my ikémen and slbp feels 🌸mei🌸 ikésen friend code: P3B7EYA9E slbp id: 3732500 • some nsfw •

[worlds-smallestviolin]

Ikesen and SLBP playing switch up

[worlds-smallestviolin]

[nikkipettt]

「You are my best friend.」

 ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss + ʟᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ

 2/2

[hiiragizawayui]

Poor Shigezane, his castle almost seized by his cousin because the idea to take bath in onsen all of four (including Kojuro) (″･ิ_･ิ)っ

If only I was a man, I would be eternally glad though...   (◡‿◡✿)

Event Story: Seductive Superstitions, At the Hour of Shadows

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[negamewtwo]

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

OH MY GOD

[just-a-pieceof-toast]

I did a paper on this fucking article because of this video.

[date-smashamune]

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

This is not a drill!!

[incorrectikesenquotes]

Kenshin: I have decided to stop drinking for good.

Kenshin: ...I have, instead, started drinking for evil.

[qaanngi]

Happy birthday my darling Masamune 💙🌸🌙

[psychobitch18]

Masamune

[official-lucifers-child]

m watching the witcher now :)

[official-lucifers-child]

apparently now whenever i watch r or tv-ma rated things i gotta have rainbow sherbet, it’s quite the image

me, 5′9″ and skinny enough to be underweight, dyed hair and big glasses, in my orange and black striped dress, watching the witcher whilst eating a large bowl of rainbow sherbet ice cream

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

all i can visualize is a cutie relaxing in a clearly uncomfortable position because he’s gay and can’t sit right

[official-lucifers-child]

uncomfortable?? no no, my legs being draped over opposite side of the couch by crossing over each other and i being on my stomach? it is v comfortable, shush ;)

[official-lucifers-child]

i physically cannot take geralt seriously because he looks like the version of legolas that was edited to say “they’re taking the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard, to isengard” or like thranduil but dirty jock version

[official-lucifers-child]

i am once again wishing that i didn’t know so much about filmmaking and filmgraphy and videography and acting and lighting and camera angles

fucking dutch angle? thanks you gave the scene away… or i did because most people don’t consciously know the different angles but they do get affected by them subconsciously…

[official-lucifers-child]

geralt every single time he has to think: *voice fry* hm |:l

[official-lucifers-child]

so i know how to make myself sound that low and menacing and it absolutely destroys my voice so i can only imagine what it’d do when you have to speak like that all the time, unless of course your voice is already naturally low and all you have to do is sound a bit more hoarse than normal

[official-lucifers-child]

i love how they decided to name the horse roach, because then you get fantastic subtitles like [Roach neighing] and [Roach snorts]

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m mentally preparing myself for the clear romantic scene that will happen, they’re gonna kiss right? soundtrack suddenly changed, they had an intimate, quiet moment beforehand, the camera is not right up in their faces and switched from one face to the other, all of the tells are there so i’m just…. gotta sit for a moment

[official-lucifers-child]

okay waiti paused the scene i think i can predict what will happen:

geralt is looking hella confused, and what’s her face is looking hella romanced by aforesaid baffoon WHO LITERALLY HAS NO CLUE HOW TO HUMAN (same)

the producers knew what they were doing, clearly

so, i predict that she leans in for a Kiss and geralt, entirely misreading the situation just gets up or says something entirely oblivious, “killing the mood”

that is my prediction

[official-lucifers-child]

so i was entirely wrong but i think that’d be funny if they did that but also whiplash, anyone?

[official-lucifers-child]

there is no straight reason why this dude saw geralt and immediately went over to him without a moment’s hesitation

[official-lucifers-child]

that is literally my approach with annoying people following me

“come here” *punches them somewhere as hard as i can so that they’re incapacitated long enough for me to get away somehow*

[official-lucifers-child]

“i haven’t seen you since the plague!” me @ everyone once this is all over

[official-lucifers-child]

okay so it’s been a couple episodes and i’m getting more and more confused about the fucking storylines? when if this set? does it flip back and forth between flashbacks and current time? is cirella in the current time and geralt in the flashbacks? whomst s whenst and whyst?????

[cyikemen]

Big news! Masamune’s Eternal Route is coming out soon! His Preview Page has gone live, so open up the game to check it out now!

★Ikémen Sengoku: Romances Across Time★ DOWNLOAD NOW! iOS: https://appsto.re/jp/77jljb.i Google Play: https://goo.gl/itEXwP

[uesugi-retainer]

Ridiculously Long "Boi" Titles I've Given Our Lords - Part 2

Dhdjd I hope at least some people enjoy these, sorry that part 2 took so long. A lot has happened and I've done a lot of reading. ❤️ Some may or may not be funny, some might be cute, but one is definitely just.. yeah ❤️

Nobunaga: The "Okay, Now You Listen Here And You Obey Me, And You Better Go Back To Kyoto But Also If You Don't Decide To Refuse My Order I'll Be Very Upset, But WHY Did You Not Listen To Me?!" Boi

Mitsuhide: The "Be Careful Which Discord You Go To Because Holy Hells He Is Something Even More Than In-Game And The Headcanons Are Top Tier" Boi

Yukimura: The "How Can He Still Be So Shy And Innocent Even After Being With MC, And When Will You Ever LEARN?! Oh My Goodness" Boi

Saizo: The "Believe It Or Not I've Called Myself Daddy To A Complete Stranger And I Feel Absolutely No Shame In It, So Why Should You? Actually, I Take That Back, You're Not Me" Boi

Masamune: The "Have You Read His Act 2 Yet? Or Maybe It's Yukimura's Act 2- He Makes A Face That Is Just o///o And WOW, That's All I Have To Say About This Cute Little Dragon" Boi

Kojuro: The "If You Go Into Certain Discords With This One Too, It'll Be Quite The... Maybe Not A Surprise, The Headcanons Can Easily Be Very Canon, Like Have You Read His MS And SEs?" Boi

Hideyoshi: The "I Literally Can't Get Over His Ears, They're So Big And Cute And I Just Want To Pull Them A Little, Can We Confirm Or Deny If They're Sensitive Or Not? Because He's So Cute, I Need To Know" Boi

Inuchiyo: The "Once You Read My MS And Fall In Love, There's A Good Chance Reading Anyone Else's Might Make You A Little Sad, Welcome To The Club" Boi

Mitsunari: The "I Will Roast You So Hard But I Will Never Roast Hideyoshi, Because He Is Everything And You Are Just Mine But Seriously, How Dare You Make Me Say that?!" Boi

Ieyasu: The "I Am Quite The Brat Sometimes, Like Incredibly So, It's Ridiculous Sometimes And I'm Also Needy But If You Say It Out Loud I May Just Get Moody On You But HEY Who Said Because I Was Angry That You Should Leave?" Boi

Shingen: The "You Have To Admit That Whatever Is Going On Between Kenshin And I Is Something Else, I Can Literally Walk Into Echigo Whenever I Feel Like It And With Every Event With Us With Any Interaction, It Gets Even More Clear" Boi

Kenshin: The "My Personality Allows Me To Literally Work Well With Anyone So Basically Any Ship With Me Has A High Probability Of Working, Even If You Think It's Unlikely But Legitimately Think About It, Like Honestly" Boi

Nobuyuki: The "Wow, After Actually Reading His MS It's Definitely Something Else, He Is Entirely On Thin Ice, And Him And Yukkin Are So Cute But Poor Yukkin-Blushy Smol Bean" Boi

Shigezane: The "Would You Believe That Genya And I Were Together If Someone Said So? Because Guess What You'll Never Know Since There's A Good Chance It'll Never Be Confirmed Or Denied, But How We Interact And... You Know, Definitely Makes It Seem Real" Boi

Kageie: The "Just Let Me Nap All Day, I Really Don't Care What Everyone Else Thinks But That's A Lie, Because When Kenshin Thinks Positively Of Me My Heart Basically Goes UwU" Boi

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other day…

…and y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM.

So many skin tones!

PLUS SIZED BODY TYPES!

NATURAL HAIR STYLES!!! MULTIPLE SHADES OF DARK SKIN!!!

A WOMAN AS A DOCTOR!!!!!

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

I’M NOT DONE, THERE IS A PHOTO LIMIT!

LOOK AT THIS PROFESSIONAL LADY!

SO MANY SKIN TONES AND BODY TYPES AND LOOK AT THAT MERMAN!!!

FRECKLES!!!

Y'all, I’m just…so so happy.

I’m 35 years old and I’ve never seen a Barbie that looked like me, and then there I am as a Barbie in a purple sweater with thick thighs and evenly proportioned boobs and pink hair and a cat.

I can only imagine how other girls must feel.

Nicely done, Mattel. Nicely done!

[immaplatypus]

Mattel also just announced some new Barbie dolls who have wheelchairs or prosthetic limbs!!!

Like screw anything calling this “politically correct,” this is what the real world literally is.  And the world’s population of children is just as diverse as its adults.  Kids deserve to see themselves represented.  As a disabled person myself, I can’t tell you how much this would have meant to me as a little girl.

[freeunicornhug-deactivated20220]

BRO HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THE NEWLY RELEASED ONES

IM SOBBING

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT!!!

[frompawntoqueen]

I only ever saw the one disabled Barbie but their is at least two! And look a ramp!

[thefloatingstone]

the OP was made a year ago so for fun I went to check what they’re new dolls were

Guys… Even being confident there would be even MORE added to the barbie range of dolls…. I was not prepared.

I am about to image spam you so forgive but there’s just SO MUCH

holy shit. I’m like… not even a doll person and so many of these I want!

There’s LITERALLY too many to add

(who is she?)

Plus sized Barbie with DIMPLES

They actually have a barbie with albinism and bothered to give her a proper face-sculpt!

This one looks like she could kill me instantly if she made direct eye-contact

This one’s smile is just KILLING me

Nubian girl because we’re not messing around

Also… this doll does not have any name on the product listing nor on the packaging so this might just be me but…. help me out here guys… is this.. ….is this a non-binary barbie? Am I presuming too much or is that what I’m looking at here??

Also final note. Just to REALLY drill this all home, Barbie has some photos of kids playing with the dolls and

Ironically, Barbie did not come to play around.

Also I’m obsessed with this Sally Ride doll

[the-punning-ubus]

Barbie never played around, barbie played for keeps, why do you think she works so hard in so many fields?

[official-lucifers-child]

if any of y’all think this is overkill:

i babysat the sweetest little girl who was in a hot pink wheelchair. it was almost brand new, and she was just so excited to finally have a good wheelchair!! the day i walked into the house after she’d gotten it, she wheeled over to me with the biggest smile and said “it doesn’t hurt my back anymore!!”

for her birthday, i got her a barbie doll who looked a lot like her (it was the one with vitiligo) and a little barbie wheelchair and a few other accessories because who doesn’t like accessories?

apparently she’d had a white doll for a while and of course loved her doll but when she saw not only the one with vitiligo but also the wheelchair? and she put that little doll into the wheelchair and pushed her around a bit on the table? she looked up at me and burst into tears, grinning from ear to ear, and murmured to me “she’s like me. i didn’t know there were ones like me” and lemme tell you i nearly broke down right then and there and i gave her the warmest smile and hug i could muster up and her parents called me a few months later (i’d stopped babysitting because they didn’t have money to pay and wouldn’t allow me to babysit for little/free like i offered because i knew they both were searching for jobs and couldn’t be around their kid much bc interviews) and they just thanked me, their daughter was “so happy to have a doll like her that she carried the barbie around with her all the time”. they hadn’t been able to afford the doll and were actually saving up for a wheelchair at least.

this isn’t overkill.

this is giving kids a doll like themself. this is showing them that they aren’t weird or irregular or not normal. this is showing kids that others who are different from them, others who do have a prosthetic or a wheelchair or dark skin or vitiligo, that those kids aren’t weird. if a little girl sees a barbie in a wheelchair, she’ll just think “oh that’s my friend!!” and be exposed to the fact that these “different” kids are kids too, friends and acquaintances and not people to be mocked or bullied.

[unstoppablecass]

I was 18 years old when they finally made tall barbies, I bought one the first chance I could and cried while doing so. I sitll have her up on my shelf in mint condition.

[that-otome-potato]

I couldn’t help myself… I saw a couple fantastic ladies on twitter talking about Jinpachi and pirates and this came to be.

Thank you, Tsunamoto, for donating your body. Just had to change a few colors to make it more Sinpapi.

[ladylyra]

(You’re not…Your, uh, face…You’re…blushing?)

[that-otome-potato]

This was one of the best scenes in his route! I just…

[pixelameart]

its ok. 

[oikoneko]

What your favorite Ikemen Sengoku character says about you (crack)

Tag yourself, I'm Masamune...

(Please don't take this seriously or get offended, this is just for fun.)

[randomchick29]

Im masa, shingen, and sasuke🤠

Also “you’re sasuke” DEAD