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@dateeverythingguides
Date Everything Guides!
Hopefully I am able to create a Masterlist in the future where I'm able to give advice for every single character in the game!
Also I am going to start working on general guides on how to romance the characters, but please let me know if you guys prefer specific guides, where I literally tell u every single option to get the ending u want with a character!
QUICK DISCLAIMER!
Character List (and small tips!)
Character Locations!
Content Awareness
Beverlys extremely easy to get an ending with! Just help her out with her business!
More detailed:
Love ending: You're able to flirt with her while trying to help her promote her business (also I havent tested it out for myself but I've heard that if in the celebration interaction if you drink with her it'll lock you into a friend ending)
Friend: Help her out but dont flirt as much!
Hate: Pour out your drinks in front of her :(
Content Awareness/CA
CA refers to "content awareness, where the character story has some "sensitive" topics so you are given the option to skip over their storyline and choose which ending you want with them. Characters with warnings are
Tina (Triangle) - "Forceful Personality"
Rebel (Rubber Duck) - Vulgar Language
Jerry (Junk Items) - Hoarding
Arma (Smoke Alarm) - Suicidal Ideation
Betty (Bed) - Suggestive Conversations
Diana (Diary) - Mental Illness
Daemon (Dresser) - "Glitch"
Ben-Hwa (Sex Toys) - Explicit Language
Harper & Dirk (Hamper & Dirty Laundry) - Toxic Relationships
Fantina (Fan) - Stalking Behaviour
Keith (Skeleton Key) - "Sociopath"
Vaughn Trapp (Mousetrap) - Animal Death
Sophia (Safe) - BDSM
Zoey Bennett (Ghost) - Extreme Violence
Doug (Existential Dread) - "Slightly Verbally Abussive"
Nightmare (Nightmare lol) - A Little Spooky
Those are the CAs that are currently in the game at the time of writing 27/8/2025
These are "Community Warnings" For some characters that people feel need warnings, but do not currently have warnings in game
Hector (HVAC) - Stalking Behaviour"
Friar Errol (Air Fryer) - "Religious Trauma"
Farya (Med Kit) - Medical Jargon
These 3 have been taken note by the devs to potentially add CAs for them ( Farya is a will add CA as she was tagged as CA but for some reason not implemented during the final release of the game)
There are a few other characters which people want "Content Awareness" for that I will list, but please take note that these are just common people that seem to be brought up and is not indicative of my own person feelings of these characters
Eddie & Volt (Breaker Box) - "Need to push them to open up" (?)
Dante (Fireplace) - "Flirting makes me uncomfortable"
Connie Soul (Video Games) - "Mental Illness" (?)
Jacques (Ship in Bottle) - "Vulgar Language"
Beverly (Drinks Cart) - "Alcoholism"
Sinclaire (Sink) - "Mental Illness/Drug Abuse" (?)
Freddy Yeti (Fridge) - "Violent Tendencies" (?)
Jean-Loo Pissour (Toilet) - "Potty Humor" (???)
Barry Styles (Makeup) - "Too much ADHD talk" (?)
Mac (Computer) - "Suggestive Conversations"
Winnifred (Water Heater) - "Forced to agree with Polyamory" (?)
Scandalabra (Candleabra) - "Suggestive Conversation"
Henry Hoove (Vacuum) - "Alcoholism"
Tina Guide
General Guide for Tina with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Tina is a real complicated character iamma just say that, you gotta be hot and cold with her
More detailed:
Love ending - Okay she's really confusing actually, first off, talk about the reality show shes into and show interest in triangles, also keep on insulting her, yeah shes into that, when the opportunity arises, read her diary in its entirety and then in the last interaction kiss her.
At the time of writing this, if you want to realize Tina under "love" You need to get her and Tony together, its unknown is this an intended mechanic or a bug. Also, if you use CA to skip her, she glitches into being unable to continue her storyline with Tony
Friend ending - You do all the steps and get the Love ending, and then the next interaction when she asks u to set her up with Tony, go to Tony and say you don't want that to happen and discourage him from getting together with Tina, the next time you go back to Tina she'll give you the option to remain friends or just hate you
Hate ending - Be nice to her??? And don't read her diary, or read her diary and insult her when she says she likes you, works either way
No Pictures
For some reason im struggling to find the specific intro pics I want for some characters T_T So when I get a new PC im gonaa launch the game and get the screenshots myself and then insert them in the future, but for now ill just write some of the guides without it
Mateo Guide
General Guide for Mateo with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Help him find his dog!
More detailed:
Love/Friends ending - I'm unsure if theres a seperate path for love and friends and I did different runs where I flirted through out and did not flirt at all and it all ended in love endings (with the choice for friends) but you have to finish his whole storyline in order to get an ending!
Hate ending - I can't remember with 100% accuracy if you need to finish the whole storyline in order to get his hate, but im pretty sure thats the case, you just kinda, shit on him the entire time. Saying he's depressing and and its all his fault that his dog ran away </3
Parker Guide
General Guide for Parker with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Parker is actually fully RNG, his ending is based on a dice toss although you can weigh the dice towards love/friends/hate by winning games (love) and cheating(hate)
You can still get love while cheating throughout all games and get hate when u never cheated and won everything as well, so good luck!
(I recommend save scumming for Parker if you want a specific ending)
Also take note that if you get love you can choose any ending as well!
Jacques Guide
General Guide for Jacques with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Okay so Jacques is a little more complicated, but just give him the adventure he so desperately wants!
More detailed:
Love ending - Okay so if you want the love endings with Jacques its super simple! Talk to him BEFORE you talk to Beau (Boxes), you can flirt with him a little and then he'll say he wants an adventure, then go back to him again before you talk to Beau and flirt s'more if you don't have 2 interactions with him before starting Beaus storyline with him you'll be locked into friends/hate
Friend ending - Simple! You can either talk to him before or after Beau, it doesnt matter, but once you're done with Beaus storyline of going into the crawlspace you can go back to him and get an ending
Hate ending - Just make fun of him the entire time lol, you can get hate after Beaus storyline as well and just continue to insult him
Gaia Guide
General Guide for Gaia with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Gaia is super simple! Just help her to meet other travellers in the house!
More detailed:
Love ending - Theres a total of 16 dateables you are able to interact with that Gaia wants to know more about, but you only need about 13 now! Its recommended to leave Gaia till the end just so you would've met most of the other dateables at this point
Friend ending - You can choose your ending with Gaia and just pick between love and Friends!
Hate ending - Shes a little specific, you have to give a MAXIMUM of 4 dateables to her, end the interaction and the come back another day and say something along the lines of "This is so stupid"
Keyes Guide
General Guide for Keyes with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Keyes is easy! Don't dismiss her music and just agree with what she says while flirting along the way! She's really nice once u get to know her!
More detailed:
Love ending - Help her write her sonata! Listen to her complaints and help her to make friends as well!
Friend ending - Same as love, but just dont be overly flirty through out as well
Hate ending - Call her delulu, and dont appreciate music in general, and just make fun of her at every opportunity </3
Connie Guide
General Guide for Connie Soul with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Help her defeat the evil monster at the end of the game! And psst go back to her if you've only talked to her once!
More detailed: Spoiler warning!!!
Connie Soul is actually Luna! Her interaction lasts for about 4 days, each day giving you new information to help continue her storyline, I realised no matter what you really do or say, to get an ending with her you just have to defeat the evil monster at the end, and then pick between 3 different interactions. I dont remember the specific wordings but its very easy to get the specific endings with her, but if you're going for hate just stick your hand in the beam lol
Telly Guide
General Guide for Telly with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Basically you just watch Tv lol screw streaming
More detailed:
Love Ending - Literally just watch any of the shows he offers and be excited about his options, always take Tv over streaming! Valvidianfix sucks ass!!
Friend Ending - You can just choose friends after doing Love!
Hate Ending - Insist Streaming services are better and talk bad about cable :/
Dante Guide
General Guide for Dante with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
You don't to use the SPECS options with Dante! He's really easy to get a love ending with as long as you actually listen/read what he says!
More detailed:
Love ending - Don't forget to actually talk to him after his lessons, really listen to what he's saying and at the end of his questline just continue to listen to what he has to say
Friend ending - Its a little similar to love, but when you're at the last interaction, you should tell him how helpful he's been instead of letting him speak
Hate ending - It's quite easy to get hate with him, you just tell him his pickup lines are lame and pick all the obviously wrong optoins, also if you made it to the last day when he asks u why u keep returning, flirt with him
Dolly Guide
General Guide for Eddie and Volt with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Dolly's a sweetheart! Listen to her, like actually listen to what she has to say! Shes not just another pretty face to ogle at!
More detailed:
Love Ending - Just listen to what she has to say when she takes you out on a date, be encouraging and not dismissive of her smarts, also dont be overly flirty and just keep it friendly!
Friend Ending - Either choose friends at the end, or flirt with her constantly! She won't hate you but she defi won't really like you in that way
Hate Ending - You can either bring up the fact that shes a "flithy clump of dust" and call her gross or you can get to the love ending path with her and leave her as a pile of dust when she crumbles </3
Ok no one cares but...
My computer decided to break so I type out the guides on my phone rn when I remember to.... Apologise for the slow ass updates now to the guides but its a pain in the butt to type it out on a phone, im going by order of the characters rn but lmk if theres specfic ones you need help with and ill do them first!
Koa Guide
General Guide for Koa with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Just chill with him! Koa's really easy!
More detailed:
Love ending - Really! Just sit on the couch with Koa and relax, take a break and chill in silence, accept all his gifts and thank him for sharing couch culture with you!
Friend ending - Same as love, you just have to reject his Love confession at the end when he gives you the candy!
Hate ending - Keep talking, tell him couch culture is dumb and constantly ask him for gossip
Eddie and Volt Guide
General Guide for Eddie and Volt with no Spoilers! More detailed guide will be below <3
Eddie and Volt are a duo! Just like Curt & Rod, you cant get an ending with just one of them, they'll both come together
Talk a little more to Eddie, even if he doesnt want to! That will really go a long way <3
More detailed:
Love ending - It really helps when you do their storyline back to back across a few days. You can flirt as much as you want with Volt but the most important thing is Eddie. When you're with Volt, don't push too much about Eddie and when you're with Eddie don't bring up Volt. You have to push Eddie abit, I got love my first try by just picking my personal favourite opinions where you kinda just have flirty banter making fun of him. When the blackout happens, tell them its not sustainable and DO NOT click on the "Won't need both you" option at the end of the storyline
Friends ending - I dont think theres a way to just be friends aside from doing love and then choose friends at the end but I may be wrong, just let me know and I'll change the post!
Hate ending - You can either bring up Eddie to Volt at the start and keep pushing, or go through the whole storyline and click "Won't need both of you" at the end