herlock sholmes is a sock-cucking mf

-wohn jatson

[valtsv]

it's definitely a little problematic of me but i find queerbaiting so entertaining when it's trying so hard to convince me of both the possibility that these characters will ever have gay sex onscreen and that the same characters have never even HEARD of a gay people. i'm sorry i guess i just can't help it

[valtsv]

like i love it when fictional men are crying and clutching each other being like "of course i'd climb down into the darkness to get you back and find you by touch alone, you're my whole world and i'm nothing without you, but it's not as if i l-like you or anything, baka!" and then immediately turn to look directly at the camera and go "btw i ONLY have sex with WOMEN i would never even consider LOOKING at another man" that shit is fucking priceless i die every time

[datsherlockboi]

[evergrace2]

[johnlock-hell-resident]

Barista: Do you want anything?

Sherlock: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the man I love on Valentine's Day. And I want him to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen.

Barista: We have red bagels

Sherlock: ... okay

[frougpepe]

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

[frougpepe]

oh my god it was me

[thealogie]

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

the damage you have done to society

[breadbird]

[datsherlockboi]

"Mrs. Hudson? Leave Baker Street? England would fall."

Rest in Peace to Una Stubbs (1937-2021). England has fallen without you in it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually since sherlock holmes is in the public domain there is nothing preventing all you fanfic writers from publishing & selling. i want someone to traditionally publish a new collection of mystery stories where holmes & watson are canonically banging

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#no listen. i want them to be MYSTERY stories written in the original style. same writing style, similar plots, it’s a mystery driven story very similar to the originals. BUT holmes & watson are married. and it’s just treated as a side detail. #maybe with a single smut scene thrown in just bc i think it’d be funny. i would buy a copy

[gehayi]

Er…it’s not that simple, unfortunately. From Lubin Austermuehle, business litigation attorneys:

While most of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories are in the public domain, ten of his stories were published in the 1920s, and while some of those stories have been entering the public domain since 2016, others remain under copyright until January 1st, 2023 [in the United States].

(In the UK, copyright on written works extends for 70 years after the author’s death. Conan Doyle died in 1930, so the British copyright expired in 2000. American copyright law is WAY more complicated.)

Also, the estate of Arthur Conan Doyle is not at all shy about suing writers and filmmakers for copyright infringement:

1) ‘Mr. Holmes’ Copyright Lawsuit Settled –Variety,  Oct 9, 2015 6:38pm PT

2) Lawsuit over ‘warmer’ Sherlock depicted in Enola Holmes dismissed – the Guardian,  Tue 22 Dec 2020 08.55 EST

So…unfortunately, there is something preventing all the  Holmes fanfic writers from publishing and selling…at least until January 1, 2023.  

[thatgirlonstage]

On January 2, 2023, I expect bookstores to be flooded with Holmes & Watson smut

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…ok but given that a metric shit ton already exists, is there anything stopping any random editor from messaging a bunch of ao3 writers and inviting them to publish their existing stories in an anthology? this is a very good and profitable idea, listen to me i am very intelligent.

if there are any editors or publishing professionals reading this, i very much hope you will mark the date!

January 2, 2023

[elucubrare]

the biggest thing that people get wrong about Irene Adler, even more than making her a love interest (Holmes respects her because she defeated him and then left) or a recurring character (she’s in one story) is giving her an English accent

it is 100% canon that she is from New Jersey

[elucubrare]

“A Scandal in Bohemia,” in The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1892

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[datsherlockboi]

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.

[datsherlockboi]

I made the same bot rewrite Sherlock: The Blind Banker.

Here’s that one.

This is the gayest one so far and I am very pleased.

[datsherlockboi]

[datsherlockboi]

Today I made A.I. rewrite Sherlock: The Great Game.

I apologised frequently to it for forcing it to do all these but it didn’t have a choice and also couldn’t hear me. I felt bad anyway. Here’s the thing it so graciously created with me.

[picturesque-about-it]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read and it deserves a much better attempt but here’s some quick blackout poetry fic nonsense I had to make.

[datsherlockboi]

holy shit

[archive1092841814]

reddie homophobically canon 2019, destiel homophobically canon 2020. what’s going homophobically canon next year? what are we manifesting??

[travelsafely]

if stucky goes homophobically canon 2021 i want you all to know that i manifested it with this post

[emtmercy]

#WHAT’S THAT? IT’S JOHNLOCK WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[clockworkcrow]

jeremy brett says be gay do crimes

[pearlrebs-deactivated20170202]

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

[datsherlockboi]

I made an A.I. bot rewrite Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia.

Here are the results.

Please tell me what this means if you’ve got any ideas. Happy holidays from me and Botnik.

[datsherlockboi]

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.

[datsherlockboi]

I made the same bot rewrite Sherlock: The Blind Banker.

Here’s that one.

This is the gayest one so far and I am very pleased.

[datsherlockboi]

[datsherlockboi]

Today I made A.I. rewrite Sherlock: The Great Game.

I apologised frequently to it for forcing it to do all these but it didn’t have a choice and also couldn’t hear me. I felt bad anyway. Here’s the thing it so graciously created with me.

[datsherlockboi]

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.

[datsherlockboi]

I made the same bot rewrite Sherlock: The Blind Banker.

Here’s that one.

This is the gayest one so far and I am very pleased.

[datsherlockboi]

[datsherlockboi]

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.

[datsherlockboi]

I made the same bot rewrite Sherlock: The Blind Banker.

Here’s that one.

This is the gayest one so far and I am very pleased.

[datsherlockboi]

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.