Somewhat shippy sentence starters
“What? You know you love me.”
“I’ve been dooped. Tricked. Bamboozeled. By my own lover nonetheless.”
“If you weren’t buying me dinner later I would have fought you.”
“Let me help you cook before you burn this house down.”
“How the fuck did you get lost in a toystore?”
“It’s not my fault that you’re adorable!!”
“I’m useless when it comes to adult things.”
“You adorable fucker I swear to god.”
“Your laugh is the cutest though!”
“You’re not allowed to compliment me anymore. It’s too nice.”
“You’re the worst and I love you.”
“What part of you thought that this was a good idea?”
“I’m determined to appreciate you, you can’t stop me.”
“Babe there is a dog that needs my affection.”
“Most people just get flowers as presents. You. You are not most people.”
“I’m not afraid of you. Know that.”
“You think you can stop me?”
“I’m… I’m incredibly confused.”
“Hold my hand before I stab you with it.”
“I will tickle you into the next universe you bitch.”
“That is not how that works at all babe.”
“I love you but what in the fresh hell?”
“It’s always time to dance.”
“You’re like, the best pillow.”
“I’m so tired please just hug me.”
“My job is to chase every fucking butterfly in this world.”
“Tell one more fucking pun I fucking dare you.”
“You. A being of pure sunlight. Me. A being of pure garbage.”
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