miss dauntless-ravenclaw

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

i have returned

also why did no one tell me that

this dude from pitch perfect

is charles boyle

[dxmerons]

*spits out water* you’re telling me whAT

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

ik they looked familiar and then i googled it

nikolaj would be so proud

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

i have returned

also why did no one tell me that

this dude from pitch perfect

is charles boyle

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

Divergent as Parks and Rec quotes

ihaventpostedinawhile

Eric; "I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."

Christina; "There's nothing we can't do if we work work hard, never sleep, and shirk from all other responsibilities in our lives."

Uriah; "I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here…"

lynn; "I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don't like what you're saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom."

Zeke; "It's like I always say. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry, and go clubbing."

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

Four: life is like a sandwich, there’s the start of it, then the really cool middle stuff and then the end of it- 

Eric: you’re the part of the middle which no one wants and always takes off

Four: IM

[dxmerons]

Peter: you’re the crust

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

tris (at peter): you probably made the sandwich with your butterknife

Four: are we talking about the same thing

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

Four: life is like a sandwich, there’s the start of it, then the really cool middle stuff and then the end of it- 

Eric: you’re the part of the middle which no one wants and always takes off

Four: IM

[dxmerons]

Tris: stressed

Christina: depressed

Marlene: possessed

Uriah: well dressed

four: distressed

Eric: unimpressed

Peter: chicken breast

*everyone stares at peter*

peter: oh I thought we were saying things that rhymed

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[tamara-cleo]

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

So I just took a personality test and got IFNP-T idk if its bad or not 

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

apparently its the mediators- im redoing

[dxmerons]

#IM REDOING

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

I got  ENTJ-T AND ITS THE SAME AS GORDON RAMASAY, I went from nice peaceful mediators to Gordon Ramasay

Apparently I also share my personality type with Doctor Strange

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

So I just took a personality test and got IFNP-T idk if its bad or not 

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

apparently its the mediators- im redoing

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

So I just took a personality test and got IFNP-T idk if its bad or not 

[fouriis]

that moment in the book when Eric Coulter walks in the cafeteria but WAP is playing in the background

[dxmerons]

My koala reminds me of fucking Nick Miller and I have no idea why

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

I can see it 😭💀

[dxmerons]

My perfect guy? Someone who will

Fear me like Percy fears Annabeth

Wait for me like Stiles waited for Lydia

Forgive me like John forgave Mary

Hold me like Han held Leia

Come back for me like Steve came back for Peggy

Remember me like Four remembered Tris

Freeze for me like Tchalla froze for Nakia

Truly love me like Peeta truly loved Katniss

That. That is my perfect guy.

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

my perfect guy is Eric coulter 

or someone who will buy me food either way 

[imeggsywafflex]

My continuation of the ‘Hilarious High School Yearbook Quote - Star Wars Sequel Edition’

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[ladynorbert]

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

[abracazabka]

Men will try so hard to cover this shit up and gatekeep us smh

[dauntlesschocolatecake1212]

Damn what if Dauntless wear black because the amount of people they kill of is a lot. So they don’t even have to change for the funerals 

[dxmerons]

The best thing about medicine commercials is that the side effects range from mild headaches to explosive diarrhea to death and the people in them look like they're having the time of their lives.