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Captain of ships. Collector of fandoms.

[with-practice]

[oksoybean-deactivated20170416]

Me n my mutuals

[kathspierce]

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

[quebroma]

[officialfrenchtoast]

me as a parent.

[fallontonight]

[geeksofdoom]

preach, Jimmy

[australianbeyonce]

[justbadpuns]

We started this blog 5 months ago and here’s our top 10 posts of 2015

[never-that-important-somebody]

No, fuck you. I was good enough. But you made me believe I wasn’t.

(via never-that-important-somebody)

[betterthankanyebitch]

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

these three need a spin-off show where they move in together after they get out 

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[queensarrow]

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

[onlytwitterpics]

[awwww-cute]

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

[heartsnmagic]

[milkovichfeels]

[lordhuarrache]

PREACH!!

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

[dauntlessgryffind0r]

Legolas : This forest is old, very old...

99.99% of lotr fans : OLD AS BALLS