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Just a small blorb on the internet, doing her best. Basically a place to post gifs of things that made my brain happy. 31. She/her. Canadian.

[necroticboop]

HELLO FRIENDS. and welcome to my little corner of the internet. here, you can find a spattering of all sorts of things : photoshop templates and tutorials, memes I made because I alone wanted them to exist, and gifs of things that are cute or otherwise just made my brain happy. my goal for this blog is to be a safe, happy space for people who stumble upon it.

so, who am I? WHO AM I? I am the guardian of lost souls, I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible — MISSA. ( she / her ) a thirty-one year old canadian blorb just doing her best to get through life. a self-described disney adult, lover of all things cute and pastel, green witch, and cat mom.

I hope you find something that makes you smile while you're here !!

TAGS : gifs ✦ musings ✦ references ✦ resources ✦ roleplay memes ✦ videos

BLOGROLL : necroticmusings ✦ necroticgifs

[necroticboop]

saw this post on the dash and hubby was like "it's Vox Machina"

[necroticboop]

trying to find a doctor in America that specializes in uterine issues is basically finding a bunch of clinics named MISS GIRLYPOP PUSSY VAGINA SISTERS CLINIC FOR INDEPENDENT WOMEN AND GIRLS AND SISTERS AND LADIES

like jesus christ

[necroticboop]

got talking with one of my friends about my favorite endangered species and now I'm just casually crying on a Wednesday night because I'll probably see them go extinct in my lifetime

[kunaigirl]

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

Full eyestrain AF page link

"But Allison! How were you able to screenshot that example if you're so sensitive to eyestrain?"

I dimmed the HELL out of my computer screen and looked away while taking the screenshot and did the same when putting it into this post, that's how lol. BUT YEAH ANYWAYS!!! Once again:

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

[rightdownright]

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you’re old enough to remember renting movies from the video store

[onnightshift]

i dislike the whole “horror is so back” narrative people are throwing around recently with obsession and backrooms. both are great movies, but horror was also so back with the long walk. and sinners. and the substance. and nosferatu. and literally anything directed by jordan peele. horror as a genre will always have its flops. but there will always be those few that revive the hype.

[lornrocks]

Let’s be real here. When people say “horror is so back” what they mean is “here is a horror film that I find palatable as someone who does not normally enjoy horror”

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

nobody “writes like ai” as long as they write, then they write. period. there’s no “writing like ai”. because by saying someone “writes like ai”, you’re implying that ai actually writes and that ai is the blueprint. but what ai does is mimic human-made works.

ai writes (aka they’re mimicking) like humans. not the other way around.

saying “this writer writes like ai” is the equivalent of saying “your work looks like those other works that copied yours”

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

nobody “writes like ai” as long as they write, then they write. period. there’s no “writing like ai”. because by saying someone “writes like ai”, you’re implying that ai actually writes and that ai is the blueprint. but what ai does is mimic human-made works.

ai writes (aka they’re mimicking) like humans. not the other way around.

saying “this writer writes like ai” is the equivalent of saying “your work looks like those other works that copied yours”

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[necroticboop]

Hasbro coming out with all their pride collections while also entering a long term deal with Harry Potter is.

A choice.

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[necroticboop]

People who get extremely into religion-drive series but then don't want to talk about the religious discourse of it all baffle me. I'm not saying you have to want to have those conversations, but when people like... get upset when its brought up?