this is gospel

Do you ever get that fear that you can't shift the type that sticks around like something in your teeth? are there some aces up your sleeve? have you no idea that you're in deep? I dreamt about you nearly every night this week How many secrets can you...

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

dear internet friends i've lost touch with

I STILL LOVE YOU ALL AND I ALWAYS WILL IM SORRY THAT IM SO BAD AT KEEPING TOUCH WITH YOU GUYS

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[j-aws]

yay its back.

[moondoll]

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

[words-unleashed]

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

[asheathes]

How come we live in a world where every white boy meets white girl basic Nicholas Sparks story gets a movie while someone literally took a look at Black Widow’s backstory and said, “That shit ain’t interesting enough for a feature length film bye”

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[spookyceeblathers]

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

[limsjaebeom]

[dauntlessshadowhuntress-blog]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: but what happened on monday? did the breakfast club reunite as friends, unafraid of judgement from their parents and peers? were allison and bender welcomed at claire and andy's lunch table? did andy and allison go steady, and did allison stay true to the fashion sense that made her comfortable? did bender ever become more than a weapon for claire to use against her parents? did bender ever learn it was better to try and change the world instead of just blindly rebel against it? did brian ever seek help for his depression? did they all help brian find self value outside of his intelligence? did claire, allison, brian, and andy all start purposefully earning saturday detentions to keep bender company? did they all begin to associate detention with a feeling of safety and a space to be their true selves? did they eventually move that association onto each other and become true life long friends? i like to think so but idk.

[tylerposey]

[alphalewolf]

[spookystevies-deactivated201509]

#YO LISTEN UP SON#IMMA NEED U TO EITHER PUT ON A BRA OR NOTHING AT ALL#BC UR NIPS/TITTIES ARE OBSCENE AND UR TINY WAIST ANGERS ME#ALSO THIS SHIRT + CAP PANTS COMBO SHOULD BE ILLEGAL#FUCK YOU (via beardysteve)

[dylans-obrien]

[dauntlessshadowhuntress-blog]

part of me: wants to wear pastel clothes and be a cute lil angel

other part of me: wants to wear all black and be a badass bitch

[scarlettjohanssones]

HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE

[01010101010101010101111]

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

[with-fleece-deactivated20170308]

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

[mysharona1987]

Funny library signs.

[heressomestuffs]

I kinda wanna know what happened with the oreos…

[mysharona1987]

It’s a mystery of the universe.

[hiccupatheart]

Voldmort

[fangirltothefullest]

I’m guessing the Oreo sign is because of this

[marcholasmoth]

this is wonderful

[stelenaz]

I’ve never paid a lot of attention to my nails because I have these little boy fingers. I always joke I could be a hand model in a Tonka Truck commercial!

[allvdia]

[trajans-deactivated20150201]

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

[trajans-deactivated20150201]

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"