supermassive butt hole

It's that guy who has a blog.

[amileyfanx]

[funkycrimeboi]

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!

No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

[growing-thru-delusions]

[therealxtina]

the true gay icons

[lukeisherenow-deactivated201609]

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

[toospookyforboogie-deactivated2]

[charleypollard]

[statuvariabilis-deactivated2014]

[cocaein]

James Franco as James Dean

[ily-leo]

hot

[brandnewgl0ry]

just orgasmed 

[iheardtheysuck]

[trashboat]

i dont remember this part of the bible

[slammajammadingdong-deactivated]

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

[noktowl-art]

Regional crests made for Pokémon Reorchestrated’s Double Team! project. Preorder the physical album NOW to see the crests printed on the booklet!

then

ride

it

with

my

SURFBOART

[goldcumandrippedpants]

"I learned at a very young age how fragile life is. When I was 15 years old I found out I had a brain tumor. The doctors said I had a very small chance that I could outlive it. The only alternative was to get on a long waiting list for open face surgery in hopes of removing it. I guess the first blessing happened on my 16th birthday, when the surgery was scheduled. I found out shortly after waking from the surgery that they went into the palette of the roof of my mouth instead of opening up my entire face. I guess you could say that was the second blessing. But the real blessing was that I overcame it completely and I survived something that most people never live through. I was close to death and I escaped it, and now I celebrate life because of it. 

I wanted to be free. After this literal escape from death, I had some challenges at home and left at a very young age to spend my teenage years literally on the streets. I started with a hitchhiking tour all through Canada. Essentially I was homeless, sleeping on rooftops and under bridges and free. I met tons of interesting people, and experienced life to the fullest. Surviving the death sentence of a brain tumor was like defying death. I felt like the walking dead. I wasn’t supposed to be here. The doctors had told me there was no hope. But here I was, alive and breathing and being so free to live my life. When you live on the streets, you really appreciate just being alive. On the streets, you don’t have first or last names. So they started to call me Zombie, a person who is living but so close to death.”

[themostpopulargaysofglee]

[eduardolion]

[too-stoned-to-remember]

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

[release-the-reins]

ITS SMILING

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

When you get a boy's phone number what do you do with it

write it on rice paper, shred it up, feed it to a newborn lamb, raise the lamb up, sacrifice it on a ritual alter while reciting the lyrics to “One Thing” by One Direction in the style of a Gregorian chant, spill the lamb’s remaining blood into the a chalice found at the fountain of youth, drink half, and spill the rest on his sleeping body on the night of a waning half moon.

He will wake up confused and afraid. You both have amazing stories to tell. He will never forget you. Mission accomplished.

[dpfmzpwks]

[evanpetersnetwork-blog]

[manofprose]

[dav-e-strider]

"I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance."

Vincent van Gogh

[parksandspn]

[splashstar01]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN