welcome baby to cnn after dark

[tennantbutt]

can’t stop saying “yeah baby yeah” repeatedly and loudly everywhere i go

[tennantbutt]

I just started playing disco elysium for the first time.

[tennantbutt]

ate all my green olives what’s the damn point anymore

[cubewaano]

i haven’t wiped my as since last year lol

[gorps]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[tennantbutt]

i think its kind of insane that on christmas eve every year all the news stations here talk about how the highest echelons of canadian military command and NATO have to give santa clearance to fly over canadian airspace lest he be shot down by an f-16

[tennantbutt]

i’m SO addicted to green olives that its not even funny anymore

[omegaversereloaded]

[tennantbutt]

saw gowan last night again

[tennantbutt]

my life is legit so epic and fun

[tennantbutt]

stayed up till 3:30am playing bruce cockburn songs on guitar

[tennantbutt]

stayed up till 7:30 am playing the new shtetl gear solid

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

can you get me a crumb from the store

...

and 2 Lint

[senatortedcruz]

She’s got Larry David eyes

[jvhdb]

[swagophile]

me: (bringing a girl into my room) oh sorry thats my twisted effigy i scream at it when no one's around and sometimes i bet the shit out of it or set it on fire

the twisted effigy: y.. o u... d.. E s.. eeerv.. ed.. i .. T...

me: dude not now im about to get laid

the girl: what the fuck is that

me: ugh! i just told you! my effigy!