you bought us taco bell

Baby Franco. 29 Years Old. Actor, brother, lover not a fighter.

[tatianamash]

Please. Hardly a tragedy, I think!

[dave-franc-yo]

Now why would you go and say something like that? Especially when it’s not true.

[no-lanfunkinactive]

Haven’t you ever seen The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

[dave-franc-yo]

I dunno. Maybe? Like, twice?

[zacharye-fron]

Or all the time.

[dave-franc-yo]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Man, I keep forgetting how well you know me.

[miss-leightonmeester]

Still as smooth as ever I see, Baby Franco. 

[dave-franc-yo]

Would you really expect anything else?

[scotty-caan]

They’re very demanding of attention, always stuck between your feet and following you around, invading your personal space. That just- doesn’t sound appealing. I’m a dog guy- cats just don’t do it for me. 

[dave-franc-yo]

Alright, that’s cool, I can see your point. Just know that I would never talk about dogs like that, despite not liking them, and I take that a little bit personally.

[gyllenhaal-rachel-blog]

Because my fiance has dogs and he thinks they’ll eat a kitten if we bring one home. I’m still working on it though. Haha.

[dave-franc-yo]

Well, shit. I could see why he wouldn’t want one, then. But as long as they’re not in the same room, it’s not a big deal, right?

[gyllenhaal-rachel-blog]

Haha! She is so adorable! I’ve been waiting to get a kitty for some time now.

[dave-franc-yo]

Why haven’t you? A cat will be the best friend you ever have, honestly.

[ejosment]

My kitten’s cutter than yours!

[dave-franc-yo]

Not even close.

[gdijadethirls]

You flatter me! but bring snacks.

[dave-franc-yo]

A beautiful woman like you deserves to be flattered. But alright, anything to see that smile of yours.

[scotty-caan]

It’s a cat..

[dave-franc-yo]

I don’t see the point that you’re trying to make.

[miss-leightonmeester]

She’s adorable!

[dave-franc-yo]

Isn’t she? Though, of course, she’s no match against you.

[no-lanfunkinactive]

That’s what pool houses are for.

[dave-franc-yo]

So you’ll just sleep in a pool house?

[zacharye-fron]

I always knew you loved pussy.

[dave-franc-yo]

Only sometimes.

[a-delaidekxne-deactivated201506]

Hi, I’m Adelaide and sometimes I like to pretend I can dance? 

[dave-franc-yo]

Looks like we’ll get along great then, beautiful. Since we’re both good at pretending. It’s nice to meet you.

[dave-franc-yo]

[tatianamash]

Mother’s Day was amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever been so spoiled by anyone before.

[dave-franc-yo]

A lovely girl like you? Not spoiled? That’s a real tragedy.

[no-lanfunkinactive]

Now that Spring is here and Summer is approaching, I can finally get back to living poolside. 

[dave-franc-yo]

Wouldn’t you rather live in, I dunno, a house?