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Some traditional art from 2020 (with some colors edited in)

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I get the feeling that the in ""Coffee Shop"" AU when the CAW Agents talk their mouths never move. Is this true?

I like that, yes.

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additional doodle

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3 am

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my skater girl Diana agenda

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THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

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Mods asleep, make haste!

Post complex Longsword techniques that have been preserved for over 500 years.

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That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.

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To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is

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Can’t see shit, captain. Even when I open in a new tab.

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Here’s a copy and paste:

“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.

Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.

There are multiple tiers of Flare:

Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form

Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.

Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here

Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”

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I’d also like to point out that Donald has used Flare several times before, its one of his most common magic moves when doing a combo with Sora, Albiet he uses them with a goofy, cartoonish firework effect.

I should mention that Donald gets knocked out/dies after this, either from the strain of using the spell or from the heartless that swarm right after, but even if it’s cast from hitpoints, Donald literally just busted out the most powerful magic move in Square history.

The only other character in Square enix games who used Zettaflare was the third form of Airy in Bravely Default, who at that point had a world eating eldritch abomination powering her. Donald didn’t have any of that backing him up, he literally cast Zettaflare on his own.

Donald fucking duck is canonically the most powerful red mage in square enix history PERIOD.

Also here’s a bonus for ya; right before setting it off Goofy yelled “DONALD, DON’T!” implying that either he’s been apprised of how dangerous zettaflare is for donald to use, OR DONALD HAS DONE IT BEFORE.

mageknight14

Don’t fuck with the duck.

mightyhecate

#bob ross vibes

ir0n-angel

Best Smile of the Year: Terry Crews

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Out of context Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse

kobonus

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

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If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

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“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”

And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs

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“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”

james voice: Yee haw pardner

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Know what I want more of in my fiction? “Nice Guy” villains. “Incel” villains. Villains who exhibit the most toxic aspects of current masculinity and culture and are shamed for it.

Like Tighten from Megamind.

I know it’s years old but this movie is still the best, especially because of the characterization of their villain. He receives a dozen soft no’s from Roxanne (the Lois Lane archetype), it’s suggested he’s been getting them for years, and he still pursues her even to the point of endangering her life. When he finally understands that her “no” is final, he throws a superpowered shit fit and tries to kill her and her actual love interest (Megamind) and televises it in a ploy to get sympathy (”a reminder of the night she ferociously ripped out my heart”). He has no concept of boundaries or consent, and it is shown for the vile behavior that it is.

And the thing is? I can’t remember another villain like him? Not anywhere. You could make an argument that Snape is a Nice Guy, but the narrative doesn’t criticize the behavior. To the contrary, his eternal love obsession with Lily is praised. Every character who comes even close to Tighten, ends up praised by the end. And I’m sick of it.

Get on Megamind’s level, screenwriters.

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Megamind is a great movie and I will defend it to the high heavens.

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This is actually such an important scene, not just because it was hilarious, but also because it shows us the difference in their upbringing. Ursa was always kind, receptive and accepting, but Ozai was direct and cold. Children only display behavior that they know, and this was what Zuko and Azula took from their parents.