John Crocker

Your name is John Crocker. You're dead. Nothing really went the way it was supposed to. [ Indie Homestuck RP Blog for Planetswap John. Tracking: eternitysbaker ]

[daveprobably]

#public service announcement: my boyfriend is a butthead!

ehehehe

[eternitys-baker]

i can't believe it.

no remorse!

none.

[daveprobably]

ehehehehehehhee

FEEL THE COLD CROCKPOT

FEEL IT

[eternitys-baker]

oooout!

out out out out out!

all these blankets are mine! remember yourself up some gloves or something!!

[daveprobably]

singing opera anyway

chrooooomaaaagggiaaaaa chrooooooooomaaaaaaaagiaaaaaaaa

[eternitys-baker]

uggggghhhhhhhh!

[daveprobably]

man im gonna do so many things thatll make you kick me out

im a bad boy B)

nah but really coming up move over

also i doubt it

i will get someone to tell me how my blog looks

someone

[eternitys-baker]

i can't believe you don't trust me!

maybe i will kick you out.

maybe--

yoUR HANDS ARE COLD, DAVE.

[daveprobably]

john crocker i swear to fuck if you dont wake up right now im gonna stand next to your bed and belt out opera

[eternitys-baker]

i'm up, geez!

it's hard to type when you're this sleepy!

[daveprobably]

eternitys-baker started following you

dude

dude

about time lover im so happy youre awake B)

im laying on the floor next to the bed because you kicked me out of it

now be real with me how gay did you make my blog look

[eternitys-baker]

oh, man.

oops.

you can come back up now, i'm up, i won't kick you out again.

i mean, unless you do something that makes me kick you out, so, y'know. be good!

and your blog looks fiiiine, dave.

promise. :B

[rhyme-of-time]

I am no good a† †he compu†ers! Bu† if you are worried †he problem may  happen again perhaps i† is bes† †o †ake precau†ion and…re…boo†?

[eternitys-baker]

maybe...

but i don't wanna lose my stuff, either.

[rhyme-of-time]

eternitys-baker replied to your post

the energizer birb just keeps going and going!

you mean crowing and crowing

[eternitys-baker]

harping and harping!

[rhyme-of-time]

Yes! We are bo†h coming!

[eternitys-baker]

that's great!

i really look forward to it!

hopefully if everyone's behind it we can start soon!

[eternitys-baker]

hey david, are you coming to the movie?

[thereaperspet-blog]

F͟UCK̨ ͡Y͢ES I̸ ҉A̷M̵ S0 ̸THE̢R͡E! ͝C0N͡ AIR̷ I̛S F̶A̵NŢÁS҉TIC̨. I’Ḿ ̷N̢0T͜ SURE IF̡ ̸K̸IT̀K̴A͢T҉’͟S S̷EEN̨ ̴ÍT͟ Y͢ET̶ BUT͏ H̷E’S̕ ̕SE҉E̕IN̴G҉ ̷IT N0W̕!

[eternitys-baker]

great!

man, i love showing this movie to new people. i hope he enjoys it!

[theprincesknight]

Con Air. Well great, that means John’s coming.

I’m coming too, I guess.

[eternitys-baker]

of course i'm coming, dirk! :B

no, but really, another john? that'll be cool. and having you'll be cool, too. i don't think we've spoken before, but my dirk's all right, so...

yeah, this'll be fun!

[eternitys-baker]

tonight's another movie night!

[rhyme-of-time]

His boyfriend is gone.

[eternitys-baker]

oh...

oh, geez.

i don't think movies can fix that.

[rhyme-of-time]

He is very cool! A lil down righ† now, bu† cool! I am sure you will like him!

[eternitys-baker]

aww.

why's he down?

he should definitely join the stream sometime and watch some movies if he's feeling down. that's sure to cheer him up.

[rhyme-of-time]

I cherish every in†erac†ion, good or bad.

I will †ry! Davey may wan† †o, if he feels well enough.

[eternitys-baker]

haha, if you say so.

that's great! it'll be cool to see either (or both!) of you there. i don't think i've ever spoken to davey, but i'm sure he's a pretty cool kid, right?

[rhyme-of-time]

Yes, of course! I very much enjoyed our firs† conversa†ion, having more would be splendid!

[eternitys-baker]

haha, did you?

i don't remember it going so hot, personally, but! maybe i'm harder on myself than you are.

anyway, uh, do you think you'll join the stream again tomorrow, too, if you can?