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while there is much speculation about the origins of david 1 and david 2, their humble and stuffing filled beginning remains shrouded in mystery and stitchery. nothing is known about them before they emerged from the frosty fields of south central wisconsin and came into my possession through an enigmatic interoffice envelope in 2006. the davids quickly revealed their passion--traveling. i quickly learned of their love to be the center of attention. the images that follow document the davids as they make their pint sized way through this world. --the keeper of the davids

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Mysterious gnomes decorate Oakland, CA

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the crunchy lentil goes incognito

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the little man at the kansas state fair

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hillbilly ladder

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banana breath jones goes in for the kill

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thanksgiving winnings: $0.11

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thanksgiving at the first council casino.

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FOR SHAME bridal guide! why can't you be more like rob lowe's nipples?

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OUT!

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exhausted

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little piggies