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[eebie]

[dogpuppy]

[mymilkhasice]

@anatomical-puppet

[allegedly-human]

for those wondering what bart baiting is, @pregnantradford explained in the comments: Its when a homer (enemy) stands still too attract barts, pretending to be afk, this is a good tactic in games because barts like to circle homers when they are inactive

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[thyrell]

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

[thyrell]

fuck you jimmy

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[eebie]

[frogmoss1]

weewee’s glut

[dogswithbeverages]

[eebie]

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[horrorofthebeast]

[segamascott]

[cervine-arctophile]

still one of the hardest images ever made

[maxknightley]

killing me that

the king is the one shooting and the queen is the one under threat

he's not even getting her out of check

[sandmandaddy69]

[kittensnax]

porygon 2. trace this man's balls please

[kittensnax]

[doctorcigarettes]

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]